{"id":3955,"date":"2024-10-26T13:05:56","date_gmt":"2024-10-26T13:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3955"},"modified":"2024-10-26T13:05:59","modified_gmt":"2024-10-26T13:05:59","slug":"bade-ioane-cum-mai-stai-cu-memoria-e-bun-de-ceva-doctorul-la-care-ai-fost-da-cum-sapai-zi-mi-si-mie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3955","title":{"rendered":"Bade Ioane cum mai stai cu memoria? E bun de ceva doctorul la care ai fost? Da cum sa\u2026pai zi-mi si mie.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"976\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9278-976x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3956\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9278-976x1024.jpeg 976w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9278-286x300.jpeg 286w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9278-768x806.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9278.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Cica era un ardelean statea sprijinit cu barba in batu\u2019 lui care era cam inalt si il facea sa se uite in sus si ii fura lumea oile intre timp. Intr-o zi vine un om de bine si-i zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bade, ma uit la tine de cateva zile si vad ca tare te mai deranjeaza batu\u2019 ala. De ce nu tai si tu de jos un pic, de unde e mai urat, si sa-l scurtezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fiule, se vede ca nu esti de pe aici. Apai, de ce sa-l tai de jos daca pe mine ma deranjeaza sus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un taran, mergand pe ogor, vede pe jos un pestisor de aur. Cum se zbatea pestisorul pe uscat, minune mare, incepe sa vorbeasca:<br>\u2013 Tarane, fie-ti mila de mine, arunca-ma te rog in balta aia, ca eu sunt regele pestisorilor si ti-oi da tot ce vrei.<br>\u2013 \u2026<br>\u2013 Te rog frumos, tarane, arunca-ma in apa ca ti-oi da toate bogatiile pamantului!<br>\u2013 \u2026<br>\u2013 Indura-te tarane, o sa-ti dau cel mai frumos palat din lume sa stai in el!<br>Cu naduf si indesat, taranul nostru puse calciiul pe pestisor si il strivi in tarana.<br>\u2013 Ma, pe cine faci tu taran?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cica era un ardelean statea sprijinit cu barba in batu\u2019 lui care era cam inalt si il facea sa se uite in sus si ii fura lumea oile intre timp. Intr-o zi vine un om de bine si-i zice: \u2013 Bade, ma uit la tine de cateva zile si vad ca tare te mai deranjeaza &#8230; <a title=\"Bade Ioane cum mai stai cu memoria? E bun de ceva doctorul la care ai fost? Da cum sa\u2026pai zi-mi si mie..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3955\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bade Ioane cum mai stai cu memoria? E bun de ceva doctorul la care ai fost? Da cum sa\u2026pai zi-mi si mie..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3957,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3958,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955\/revisions\/3958"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}