{"id":3948,"date":"2024-10-25T16:51:40","date_gmt":"2024-10-25T16:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3948"},"modified":"2024-10-25T16:51:43","modified_gmt":"2024-10-25T16:51:43","slug":"un-ginecolog-se-in-toarce-acasa-vreo-jumate-de-ora-se-chinuie-sa-gasesca-gaura-cheii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3948","title":{"rendered":"Un ginecolog se in toarce acasa , vreo jumate de ora se chinuie sa gasesca gaura cheii.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1020\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9248-1024x1020.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3949\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9248-1024x1020.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9248-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9248-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9248-768x765.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9248.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Merge un reporter la un ardelean si vede doua turme de oi pe doua dealuri si il intreaba pe bade:<br>\u2013 Bade, da care oi dau lapte mai bun?<br>\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.<br>\u2013 Si alea negre?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dapoi s-alea.<br>\u2013 Bine bade, da care oi au blana mai buna?<br>\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.<br>\u2013 Si alea negre?<br>\u2013 Dapoi s-alea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine bade, da care oi au carnea mai sanatoasa?<br>\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.<br>\u2013 S-alea negre?<br>\u2013 Dapoi s-alea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un moment dat reporterul nervos il intreaba pe bade:<br>\u2013 Da bine bade, da care ii diferenta dintre oi?<br>\u2013 Dapoi alea albea is a mele.<br>\u2013 Si alea negre?<br>\u2013 S-salea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cica era un ardelean statea sprijinit cu barba in batu\u2019 lui care era cam inalt si il facea sa se uite in sus si ii fura lumea oile intre timp. Intr-o zi vine un om de bine si-i zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bade, ma uit la tine de cateva zile si vad ca tare te mai deranjeaza batu\u2019 ala. De ce nu tai si tu de jos un pic, de unde e mai urat, si sa-l scurtezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fiule, se vede ca nu esti de pe aici. Apai, de ce sa-l tai de jos daca pe mine ma deranjeaza sus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merge un reporter la un ardelean si vede doua turme de oi pe doua dealuri si il intreaba pe bade:\u2013 Bade, da care oi dau lapte mai bun?\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.\u2013 Si alea negre? \u2013 Dapoi s-alea.\u2013 Bine bade, da care oi au blana mai buna?\u2013 Dapoi alea albe.\u2013 Si alea negre?\u2013 Dapoi s-alea. \u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Un ginecolog se in toarce acasa , vreo jumate de ora se chinuie sa gasesca gaura cheii..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3948\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un ginecolog se in toarce acasa , vreo jumate de ora se chinuie sa gasesca gaura cheii..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3950,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3951,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3948\/revisions\/3951"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}