{"id":3944,"date":"2024-10-25T12:32:08","date_gmt":"2024-10-25T12:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3944"},"modified":"2024-10-25T12:32:12","modified_gmt":"2024-10-25T12:32:12","slug":"la-sfarsitul-anului-scolar-bula-ii-spune-mamei-sale-mama-esti-o-femeie-norocoasa-de-ce-fiule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3944","title":{"rendered":"La sfarsitul anului scolar Bula ii spune mamei sale: Mama esti o femeie norocoasa: De ce fiule?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"888\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9217-1024x888.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3945\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9217-1024x888.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9217-300x260.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9217-768x666.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9217.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un taxi se urc\u0103 o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103, eleganta \u015fi frumoas\u0103.<br>\u015eoferul, tinerel \u015fi frumu\u015fel, o prive\u015fte pe furi\u015f.<br>C\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163a \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 ce \u00eel fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103. \u015eoferul ofteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Mi-e ru\u015fine s\u0103 v\u0103 spun.<br>\u2013 Fiule, nu fi timid. Am auzit \u015fi v\u0103zut de tot felul \u00een via\u0163\u0103, nu te teme c\u0103 m\u0103 po\u0163i ofensa, din nimica toat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Sincer s\u0103 fiu, spune \u015foferul, am visat \u00eentotdeauna s\u0103 m\u0103 s\u0103rute o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103. a\u015fa c\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103.<br>\u2013 Mda, s-ar putea \u00eemplini visul t\u0103u, spune c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103, cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 fii catolic \u015fi celibatar!<br>\u015eoferul, foarte excitat, spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i sunt! Sunt \u015fi catolic \u015fi celibatar!!!<br>\u2013 Bine, spune c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103, opre\u015fte ma\u015fina pe dreapta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u015eoferul opre\u015fte, c\u0103lug\u0103rita se apleac\u0103 spre el \u015fi \u00eei aplic\u0103 un french kiss enorm.<br>Dup\u0103 care \u00eel roag\u0103 s\u0103 continue cursa.<br>\u015eoferul, emo\u0163ionat de momentul tr\u0103it \u00eencepe s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? \u2013 \u00cel \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103.<br>\u2013 M\u0103icu\u0163\u0103, am p\u0103c\u0103tuit. te-am min\u0163it! Sunt evreu \u015fi c\u0103s\u0103torit!<br>\u2013 Deh, zice c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103, nu-\u0163i face probleme! \u015ei pe mine m\u0103 cheam\u0103 John \u015fi m\u0103 duc la un bal mascat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-un taxi se urc\u0103 o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103, eleganta \u015fi frumoas\u0103.\u015eoferul, tinerel \u015fi frumu\u015fel, o prive\u015fte pe furi\u015f.C\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163a \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 ce \u00eel fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103. \u015eoferul ofteaz\u0103. \u2013 Mi-e ru\u015fine s\u0103 v\u0103 spun.\u2013 Fiule, nu fi timid. Am auzit \u015fi v\u0103zut de tot felul \u00een via\u0163\u0103, nu te teme c\u0103 m\u0103 po\u0163i ofensa, din nimica toat\u0103. \u2013 Sincer s\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"La sfarsitul anului scolar Bula ii spune mamei sale: Mama esti o femeie norocoasa: De ce fiule?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3944\" aria-label=\"Read more about La sfarsitul anului scolar Bula ii spune mamei sale: Mama esti o femeie norocoasa: De ce fiule?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3946,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3944"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3947,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3944\/revisions\/3947"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}