{"id":3940,"date":"2024-10-25T10:21:55","date_gmt":"2024-10-25T10:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3940"},"modified":"2024-10-25T10:21:57","modified_gmt":"2024-10-25T10:21:57","slug":"nu-te-sulara-baiete-ma-lasi-sa-ma-asez-ca-sunt-gravida-dar-in-ce-luna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3940","title":{"rendered":"Nu te sulara baiete ma lasi sa ma asez ca sunt gravida?? Dar in ce luna\u2026?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"909\" height=\"766\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9213.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3941\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9213.jpeg 909w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9213-300x253.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9213-768x647.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 909px) 100vw, 909px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O gagica meseriasa, statea pe marginea drumului si facea autostopul.La un moment dat opreste un popa.Se urca gagica in masina.<br>Dupa vreo 4 km popa incepe sa-i puna mana pe picior la tipa asata meseriasa, si gagica zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte , versetul IV Ioan.<br>Popa repede is trage mana \u2026 Mai merg iei vreo 4 km.. si iara ii pune popa mana pe picior..<br>\u2013 Parinte , versetul IV Ioan.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajunge in sfarsit popa acasa, parcheaza masina, ,merge in camera deschide Biblia si citeste<br>VERSETUL IV Ioan :<br>\u201eFIULE ESTI PE CALEA CEA BUNA \u201e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria si Ion la tara, se \u00eentorc ei de la joc si \u00een drum spre casa, Ion o pupa dulce pe Maria direct pe bot.<br>Maria \u00eei raspunde cu un sarut la fel de dulce. Vaz\u00e2nd asta, Ion, tupeist din fire da sa-i bage m\u00e2na pe sub camesa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria sare ca arsa si o tuleste spre casa. Cum ajunge acasa, scrie \u00een jurnal:<br>\u201cCele mai bune prietene \u00eemi sunt picioarele\u2026\u201d<br>A doua seara, la fel: el o pupa, ea \u00eel pupa, el da sa-i bage m\u00e2na pe sub camesa, asta pleaca si scrie \u00een jurnal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cele mai bune prietene \u00eemi sunt picioarele\u2026\u201d<br>A treia seara Maria ajunge t\u00e2rziu, da\u2019 t\u00e2rziu de tot acasa, si scrie \u00een jurnal:<br>\u201cChiar si cele mai bune prietene se despart odata si odata\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O gagica meseriasa, statea pe marginea drumului si facea autostopul.La un moment dat opreste un popa.Se urca gagica in masina.Dupa vreo 4 km popa incepe sa-i puna mana pe picior la tipa asata meseriasa, si gagica zice: \u2013 Parinte , versetul IV Ioan.Popa repede is trage mana \u2026 Mai merg iei vreo 4 km.. si &#8230; <a title=\"Nu te sulara baiete ma lasi sa ma asez ca sunt gravida?? Dar in ce luna\u2026?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3940\" aria-label=\"Read more about Nu te sulara baiete ma lasi sa ma asez ca sunt gravida?? Dar in ce luna\u2026?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3942,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3940"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3943,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940\/revisions\/3943"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}