{"id":3936,"date":"2024-10-25T08:07:32","date_gmt":"2024-10-25T08:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3936"},"modified":"2024-10-25T08:07:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-25T08:07:35","slug":"imi-spuneti-si-mie-va-rog-parola-wi-fi-trebuie-sa-comanzi-ceva-ok-7-lei-bine-aduceti-mi-o-cafea-acum-imi-spuneti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3936","title":{"rendered":"Imi spuneti si mie va rog parola wi-fi ? Trebuie sa comanzi ceva! Ok 7 lei. Bine aduceti-mi o cafea! Acum imi spuneti ..??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1014\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9210-1024x1014.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3937\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9210-1024x1014.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9210-300x297.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9210-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9210-768x761.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9210.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un tip se duce la preot:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte am pacate mari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Spune fiule, D-zeu e mare si iarta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte in timpul razboiului am ascuns un evreu in beci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fiule, asta nu e pacat i-ai salvat viata. Mergi cu Domnul linistit acasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da Parinte. Dar i-am cerut 20 de dolari pe zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fiule, asta nu este prea bine. Ai profitat de necazul lui. Dar totusi i-ai salvat viata. Mergi acasa tine post 2 saptamani si fa rugaciuni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Omul pleaca, nu prea convins, si dupa 5 minute bate la usa preotului din nou. Intra si il intreaba pe preot:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte, crezi ca ar fi bine sa-i spun ca s-a termninat razboiul?\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip se duce la preot: \u2013 Parinte am pacate mari. \u2013 Spune fiule, D-zeu e mare si iarta. \u2013 Parinte in timpul razboiului am ascuns un evreu in beci. \u2013 Fiule, asta nu e pacat i-ai salvat viata. Mergi cu Domnul linistit acasa. \u2013 Da Parinte. Dar i-am cerut 20 de dolari pe zi. &#8230; <a title=\"Imi spuneti si mie va rog parola wi-fi ? Trebuie sa comanzi ceva! Ok 7 lei. Bine aduceti-mi o cafea! Acum imi spuneti ..??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3936\" aria-label=\"Read more about Imi spuneti si mie va rog parola wi-fi ? Trebuie sa comanzi ceva! Ok 7 lei. Bine aduceti-mi o cafea! Acum imi spuneti ..??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3938,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3936"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3939,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3936\/revisions\/3939"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}