{"id":3925,"date":"2024-10-24T13:36:14","date_gmt":"2024-10-24T13:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3925"},"modified":"2024-10-24T13:36:17","modified_gmt":"2024-10-24T13:36:17","slug":"fata-m-am-indragostit-de-vecinutata-foarte-bine-n-ai-sa-vezi-nimictata-eu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3925","title":{"rendered":"Fata- m-am indragostit de vecinu\u2026tata: foarte bine n-ai sa vezi nimic\u2026tata eu\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1022\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9166-1022x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3926\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9166-1022x1024.jpeg 1022w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9166-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9166-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9166-768x769.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9166.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1022px) 100vw, 1022px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-un proces de divort, judecatorul o intreaba pe reclamanta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamna, sunteti sigura de ceea ce cereti? Doriti divortul pentru compatibilitate de caractere? Nu ar putea fi contrariul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeia raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, domnule judecator! Este pentru compatibilitate: Mie imi plac filmele, sotului meu la fel! Imi place sa merg la plaja, si lui de asemenea! Imi place sa merg la teatru, el la fel! Mie imi plac barbatii, si lui la fel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Bun\u0103. Sunt so\u021bia lui Eugen.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>-Care Eugen?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>-Nu te mai face c\u0103 nu \u0219tii. Am aflat c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0219al\u0103 cu tine, dar stai lini\u0219tit\u0103, nu vreau s\u0103-\u021bi fac scandal.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>-Dar ce vrei?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>-Fac rezerv\u0103ri pentru concediu \u0219i vreau s\u0103 \u0219tiu dac\u0103 \u00eel iau cu mine sau \u00eel iei tu. A\u0219 prefera s\u0103-l iei tu, c\u0103 la c\u00e2t sfor\u0103ie vreau s\u0103 dorm \u0219i eu m\u0103car \u00een concediu<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine soacra la nora si primul lucru pe care il face \u2013 trece cu degetul peste televizor si vede ca e prafuit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Soacra: \u2013 Draga nora, stii ce proverb exista pentru asemenea situatie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sigur ca da, mama-soacra \u2013 \u201dscroafa noroi gaseste oriunde!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un proces de divort, judecatorul o intreaba pe reclamanta: \u2013 Doamna, sunteti sigura de ceea ce cereti? Doriti divortul pentru compatibilitate de caractere? Nu ar putea fi contrariul? Femeia raspunde: \u2013 Nu, domnule judecator! Este pentru compatibilitate: Mie imi plac filmele, sotului meu la fel! Imi place sa merg la plaja, si lui de asemenea! &#8230; <a title=\"Fata- m-am indragostit de vecinu\u2026tata: foarte bine n-ai sa vezi nimic\u2026tata eu\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3925\" aria-label=\"Read more about Fata- m-am indragostit de vecinu\u2026tata: foarte bine n-ai sa vezi nimic\u2026tata eu\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3928,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3925\/revisions\/3928"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}