{"id":3921,"date":"2024-10-24T11:53:00","date_gmt":"2024-10-24T11:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3921"},"modified":"2024-10-24T11:53:03","modified_gmt":"2024-10-24T11:53:03","slug":"o-doamna-ia-ti-domnule-mana-de-pe-genunchiul-meu-exclama-indignata-o-tanara-dar-unde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3921","title":{"rendered":"O doamna: Ia-ti domnule mana de pe genunchiul meu exclama indignata o tanara..dar unde..?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"923\" height=\"845\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9162.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3923\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9162.jpeg 923w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9162-300x275.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9162-768x703.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 923px) 100vw, 923px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-un taxi se urca o calugarita, eleganta si frumoasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Soferul, tinerel si frumusel, o priveste pe furis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Calugarita il intreaba ce il framinta\u2026 Soferul ofteaza\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mi-e rusine sa va spun\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fiule, nu fi timid\u2026 Am auzit si vazut de tot felul in viata, nu te teme ca ma poti ofensa, din nimica toata\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sincer sa fiu, spune soferul, am visat intotdeauna sa ma sarute o calugarita\u2026 asa ca dumneavoastra\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mda, s-ar putea implini visul tau, spune calugarita, cu conditia sa fii catolic si celibatar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Soferul, spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pai sunt! sunt si catolic si celibatar!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine, spune calugarita, opreste masina pe dreapta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Soferul opreste, calugarita se apleaca spre el si ii aplica un french kiss enorm\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa care il roaga sa continue cursa \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Soferul, emotionat de momentul trait incepe sa pl\u00e2nga\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce s-a intamplat? \u2013 il intreaba calugarita\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Maicuta, am pacatuit\u2026 te-am mintit! Sunt evreu si casatorit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Deh, zice calugarita, nu-ti face probleme! Si pe mine ma cheama John si ma duc la un bal mascat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merge Bula, intr-o zi, la reprezentanta Dacia si-l intreaba pe vanzator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dacia 1310 aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Avem Cu clima? Cu ABS? Cu gps? Cu..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula uimit il intreaba pe vanzator:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-ce misto! in cat timp as putea sa o obtin?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pai\u2026 in cateva zile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dumneata iti bati joc de mine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu nu, tu ai inceput.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un taxi se urca o calugarita, eleganta si frumoasa. Soferul, tinerel si frumusel, o priveste pe furis. Calugarita il intreaba ce il framinta\u2026 Soferul ofteaza\u2026. \u2013 Mi-e rusine sa va spun\u2026 \u2013 Fiule, nu fi timid\u2026 Am auzit si vazut de tot felul in viata, nu te teme ca ma poti ofensa, din nimica toata\u2026 &#8230; <a title=\"O doamna: Ia-ti domnule mana de pe genunchiul meu exclama indignata o tanara..dar unde..?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3921\" aria-label=\"Read more about O doamna: Ia-ti domnule mana de pe genunchiul meu exclama indignata o tanara..dar unde..?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3922,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3921"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3924,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3921\/revisions\/3924"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}