{"id":3917,"date":"2024-10-24T09:40:21","date_gmt":"2024-10-24T09:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3917"},"modified":"2024-10-24T09:40:24","modified_gmt":"2024-10-24T09:40:24","slug":"un-preot-ortodox-e-repartizat-in-gresala-intr-un-sat-de-secui-in-prima-duminica-vine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3917","title":{"rendered":"Un preot ortodox e repartizat in gresala intr-un sat de secui. In prima duminica vine .."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"898\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9159-1024x898.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3918\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9159-1024x898.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9159-300x263.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9159-768x673.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9159.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un englez, un francez, un chinez si un roman au o disputa in legatura cu nationalitatea lui Adam si Eva.<br>Englezul:<br>\u2013 Au fost cu siguranta englezi. Numai un gentlemen adevarat poate oferi jumatate din singurul mar doamnei sale!<br>Francezul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, ei au fost cu siguranta francezi \u2013 numai o frantuzoaica poate sa se ofere pentru numai jumatate de mar!<br>Chinezul:<br>\u2013 Nu sunt de acord. Ei au fost cu siguranta chinezi deoarece numai unei perechi de chinezi le sta in putere sa populeze in asa timp scurt tot Pamantul!<br>Romanul :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu domnilor, gresiti cu totii, ei erau romani: stateau in fundul gol pe pietre, nu aveau decat un mar pe care si pe acela trebuiau sa-l imparta intre ei, dar cu toate acestea credeau ca sunt in rai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un englez, un francez, un chinez si un roman au o disputa in legatura cu nationalitatea lui Adam si Eva.Englezul:\u2013 Au fost cu siguranta englezi. Numai un gentlemen adevarat poate oferi jumatate din singurul mar doamnei sale!Francezul: \u2013 Nu, ei au fost cu siguranta francezi \u2013 numai o frantuzoaica poate sa se ofere pentru numai &#8230; <a title=\"Un preot ortodox e repartizat in gresala intr-un sat de secui. In prima duminica vine ..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3917\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un preot ortodox e repartizat in gresala intr-un sat de secui. In prima duminica vine ..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3919,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3920,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917\/revisions\/3920"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}