Un tip se duce la preot:
\u2013 Parinte am pacate mari.
\u2013 Spune fiule, D-zeu e mare si iarta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Parinte in timpul r\u0103zboiului am ascuns un evreu in beci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Fiule, asta nu e pacat i-ai salvat viata. Mergi cu Domnul linistit acasa.
\u2013 Da Parinte. Dar i-am cerut 20 de dolari pe zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Fiule, asta nu este prea bine. Ai profitat de necazul lui. Dar totusi i-ai salvat viata. Mergi acasa tine post 2 saptamani si fa rugaciuni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Omul pleaca, nu prea convins, si dupa 5 minute bate la usa preotului din nou. Intra si il intreaba pe preot:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Parinte, crezi ca ar fi bine sa-i spun ca s-a terminat razb0iul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 e \u00een clasa a treia, la ora de francez\u0103. Inspec\u0163ie. Vin doi inspectori \u015fi se pun \u00een ultima banc\u0103, \u00een spatele lui Bul\u0103. Profesoara are 24 de ani, arat\u0103 foarte bine \u015fi poart\u0103 fust\u0103 mini. Scrie ceva \u00een francez\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai, dragi elevi, cine vrea s\u0103 traduc\u0103?
Nimeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai, copii, ce scrie pe tabl\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na brusc.
\u2013 Ia zi, Bul\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pe tabl\u0103 scrie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mam\u0103, ce bulane mi\u015fto are gagica asta!`
\u2013 M\u0103garule! Stai jos, ai nota doi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 se a\u015feaz\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eentoarce \u00eencruntat c\u0103tre cei doi inspectori din spatele lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 habar nu ave\u0163i limba francez\u0103, mai \u015fi sufla\u0163i!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un tip se duce la preot:\u2013 Parinte am pacate mari.\u2013 Spune fiule, D-zeu e mare si iarta. \u2013 Parinte in timpul r\u0103zboiului am ascuns un evreu in beci. \u2013 Fiule, asta nu e pacat i-ai salvat viata. Mergi cu Domnul linistit acasa.\u2013 Da Parinte. Dar i-am cerut 20 de dolari pe zi. \u2013 Fiule, asta … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3908,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3907"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3909,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3907\/revisions\/3909"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}