{"id":3903,"date":"2024-10-23T11:29:10","date_gmt":"2024-10-23T11:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3903"},"modified":"2024-10-23T11:29:12","modified_gmt":"2024-10-23T11:29:12","slug":"sotul-si-sotia-calatoresc-cu-trenul-la-un-moment-dat-vad-pe-camp-cateva-vaci-si-porci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3903","title":{"rendered":"Sotul si sotia calatoresc cu trenul.La un moment dat vad pe camp cateva vaci si porci.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"852\" height=\"663\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9109.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3904\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9109.jpeg 852w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9109-300x233.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9109-768x598.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 852px) 100vw, 852px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O pereche de \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bi, seara, \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, savureaz\u0103 priveli\u015ftea la marginea ora\u0219ului.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se giugiulesc o vreme, dup\u0103 care el:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iubito,ce zici\u2026 pe bancheta din spate?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u201eN-o fi preg\u0103tit\u0103\u2026\u201d g\u00e2ndi el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 alt\u0103 repriz\u0103 de giugiuleli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hei, te-ai mai g\u00e2ndit cu bancheta din spate\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 NU!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine,\u2026 dar po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui de ce nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 stau \u0219i eu aici \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, cu tine.\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>O tipa intra intr-unul dintre cele mai sic magazine de incaltaminte:<\/strong>\u2013 Vreau trei perechi de pantofi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cei mai scumpi. Clasici. Nu ma intereseaza forma sau culoarea. Sa fie cu tocuri foarte joase.- La ce sa se asorteze?- La un miliardar gras, chel si scund!\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blond\u0103 merge la magazin \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ave\u0163i palete de omor\u00e2t mu\u015fte?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da. C\u00e2te dori\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Zece, v\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi iar\u0103\u015fi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ave\u0163i palete de omor\u00e2t mu\u015fte?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da. C\u00e2te dori\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dou\u0103zeci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A treia zi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai ave\u0163i palete de omor\u00e2t mu\u015fte?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, dar de ce cump\u0103ra\u0163i a\u015fa de multe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i dac\u0103 mi se rup!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cred c\u0103 ave\u0163i multe mu\u015fte \u00een cas\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care blonda:\u2013 Am doar una dar nu o nimeresc\u2026\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O pereche de \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bi, seara, \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, savureaz\u0103 priveli\u015ftea la marginea ora\u0219ului.&nbsp; Se giugiulesc o vreme, dup\u0103 care el: \u2013 Iubito,ce zici\u2026 pe bancheta din spate? \u2013 Nu. \u2013 \u201eN-o fi preg\u0103tit\u0103\u2026\u201d g\u00e2ndi el. Dup\u0103 alt\u0103 repriz\u0103 de giugiuleli: Hei, te-ai mai g\u00e2ndit cu bancheta din spate\u2026 \u2013 NU! \u2013 Bine,\u2026 dar po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui &#8230; <a title=\"Sotul si sotia calatoresc cu trenul.La un moment dat vad pe camp cateva vaci si porci..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3903\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sotul si sotia calatoresc cu trenul.La un moment dat vad pe camp cateva vaci si porci..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3905,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3906,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3903\/revisions\/3906"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}