{"id":3899,"date":"2024-10-23T08:55:16","date_gmt":"2024-10-23T08:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3899"},"modified":"2024-10-23T08:55:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-23T08:55:19","slug":"in-sala-de-judecata-inculpat-bula-recunosti-ca-ai-oilenu-domnule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3899","title":{"rendered":"In sala de judecata : inculpat bula recunosti ca ai \u2026 oile?nu domnule\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"803\" height=\"700\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9105.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9105.jpeg 803w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9105-300x262.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9105-768x669.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 803px) 100vw, 803px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un american \u00ee\u0219i face vacan\u021ba \u00een Romania. Merge el ce merge \u0219i ajunge la o st\u00e2n\u0103 din Ardeal, unde e foarte impresionat de c\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bade, c\u00e2t ceri pe c\u00e2inele \u0103sta? A\u0219 vrea s\u0103-l cump\u0103r.<br>\u2013 Nu e de vanzare.<br>\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi dau 500 de dolari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu e de v\u00e2nzare.<br>\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi dau 1.000.<br>\u2013 Nu e de v\u00e2nzare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ce\u021bi dau 2.000 de dolari pentru el.<br>\u2013 Nu e de v\u00e2nzare \u0219i pace.<br>Americanul se vede nevoit sa renun\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i vad\u0103 de drum. \u00cen aceea\u0219i zi, un roman de la ora\u0219 trece pe la st\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei place c\u00e2inele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bade, e de v\u00e2nzare c\u00e2inele? C\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi dau pe el?<br>\u2013 50 de lei, spune ciobanul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cel de la ora\u0219 da banii \u0219i pleac\u0103 cu c\u00e2inele. Dup\u0103 ce pleac\u0103, un baiat de la st\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe cioban:<br>\u2013 P\u0103i bine, nene, americanul \u021bi-a oferit 2.000 de dolari \u0219i matale ai v\u00e2ndut c\u00e2inele pe 50 de lei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ap\u0103i m\u0103, tu m\u0103 crezi pe mine prost? De la ora\u0219, se \u00eentoarce p\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103. Dar din America?<br>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie a furat un compot de piersici dintr un market si este prinsa de politie. Este dusa la tribunal, iar judecatorul o intreaba:<br>\u2013 Cate piersici erau in borcan?<br>\u2013 6.<br>\u2013 Atunci vei sta pt fiecare piersica cate o luna la inchisoare\u2026 Din spate, sotul ei:<br>\u2013 Domnule judecator, a furat si un borcan de mazare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un american \u00ee\u0219i face vacan\u021ba \u00een Romania. Merge el ce merge \u0219i ajunge la o st\u00e2n\u0103 din Ardeal, unde e foarte impresionat de c\u00e2ine. \u2013 Bade, c\u00e2t ceri pe c\u00e2inele \u0103sta? A\u0219 vrea s\u0103-l cump\u0103r.\u2013 Nu e de vanzare.\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi dau 500 de dolari. \u2013 Nu e de v\u00e2nzare.\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi dau 1.000.\u2013 Nu e de &#8230; <a title=\"In sala de judecata : inculpat bula recunosti ca ai \u2026 oile?nu domnule\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3899\" aria-label=\"Read more about In sala de judecata : inculpat bula recunosti ca ai \u2026 oile?nu domnule\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3901,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3902,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3899\/revisions\/3902"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}