{"id":3895,"date":"2024-10-23T06:53:28","date_gmt":"2024-10-23T06:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3895"},"modified":"2024-10-23T06:53:31","modified_gmt":"2024-10-23T06:53:31","slug":"o-blonda-curioasa-intreaba-la-scoaladaca-pamantul-se-invarte-cum-se-face-ca-oameni-nu-cad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3895","title":{"rendered":"O blonda curioasa intreaba la scoala:Daca pamantul se invarte cum se face ca oameni nu cad\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"969\" height=\"848\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9101.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3896\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9101.jpeg 969w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9101-300x263.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9101-768x672.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 969px) 100vw, 969px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mam\u0103, iubitul meu m-a invitat \u00een ora\u0219<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Draga mea, te va duce s\u0103 be\u021bi un suc, apoi la un hotel, o s\u0103 te m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie, o s\u0103-\u021bi scoat\u0103 hainele \u0219i o s\u0103 se urce pe tine ca s\u0103 face\u021bi dragoste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 asta eu MOR ! A doua zi mama o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum a fost?<br>\u2013 Ai avut dreptate, m-a dus la hotel, m-a m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat, mi-a scos hainele \u0219i c\u00e2nd a \u00eencercat s\u0103 se urce pe mine i-am spus: \u201eNICI-O \u0218ANS\u0102.\u201d<br>\u2013 Bravo, fata mea .<br>\u2013 Apoi m-am ridicat, l-am tr\u00e2ntit \u00een pat si m-am urcat eu pe el! Dec\u00e2t sa moara mama, mai bine moare m\u0103-sa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Patru barbati casatoriti merg la pescuit. Dupa ceva timp, fiecare incepe sa se laude:<br>\u2013 Nici nu va-nchipuiti ce a trebuit sa fac sa pot veni la pescuit! I-am promis sotiei ca in urmatorul weekend voi zugravi toata casa.<br>\u2013 Nici pe mine nu m-a lasat sa vin pana n-am promis ca voi schimba toata gresia in jurul piscinei.<br>\u2013 Voi va plangeti pentru niste fleacuri. Eu a trebuit sa promit ca voi reforma bucataria inclusiv schimbarea aparaturii electrocasnice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mam\u0103, iubitul meu m-a invitat \u00een ora\u0219 \u2013 Draga mea, te va duce s\u0103 be\u021bi un suc, apoi la un hotel, o s\u0103 te m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie, o s\u0103-\u021bi scoat\u0103 hainele \u0219i o s\u0103 se urce pe tine ca s\u0103 face\u021bi dragoste. Dac\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 asta eu MOR ! A doua zi mama o \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Cum &#8230; <a title=\"O blonda curioasa intreaba la scoala:Daca pamantul se invarte cum se face ca oameni nu cad\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3895\" aria-label=\"Read more about O blonda curioasa intreaba la scoala:Daca pamantul se invarte cum se face ca oameni nu cad\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3897,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3898,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3895\/revisions\/3898"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}