{"id":3888,"date":"2024-10-22T13:41:01","date_gmt":"2024-10-22T13:41:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3888"},"modified":"2024-10-22T13:41:03","modified_gmt":"2024-10-22T13:41:03","slug":"badea-ion-merge-la-popa-sa-ii-munceasca-bate-el-cu-ciocanul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3888","title":{"rendered":"Badea Ion merge la popa sa ii munceasca..bate el cu ciocanul.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"832\" height=\"952\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9076.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3889\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9076.jpeg 832w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9076-262x300.jpeg 262w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9076-768x879.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 832px) 100vw, 832px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei tipi acuzati de viol. Judecatorul:<br>\u2013 Tu primul din stanga, povesteste cum ai abuzat de victima?<br>\u2013 Domnule judecator, am fxat-o pe covor,cu fata in sus si .. in pozitie normala.<br>\u2013 20 de ani inchisoare! Tu de la mijoc cum ai abuzat?<br>\u2013 I-am pus picioarele la umar domnle judecator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 20 de ani inchsoare. Si tu, al treilea cum ai abuzat?<br>\u2013 Eu am luat-o pe la spate, domnule judecator.<br>\u2013 Esti achitat!!<br>Murmur in sala, proteste din partea celorlalti acuzati, avocatii apararii cer expicatii!<br>\u2013 Simplu! zice judecatorul. Din pozitia \u201epe la spate\u201d putea sa fuga, dar nu a facut-o!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In fiecare noapte, dracii faceau cate un chef strasnic si se distrau mutand gardul despartitor mai inspre rai.<br>Azi asa, maine mai rau, se manie Dumnezeu si-i zice lui Scaraoschi:<br>\u2013 Muta gardul unde a fost ca sa nu ajungem la judecata!<br>\u2013 Doamne, fa cum ti-e voia, dar nu uita ca toti avocatii sunt la mine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei tipi acuzati de viol. Judecatorul:\u2013 Tu primul din stanga, povesteste cum ai abuzat de victima?\u2013 Domnule judecator, am fxat-o pe covor,cu fata in sus si .. in pozitie normala.\u2013 20 de ani inchisoare! Tu de la mijoc cum ai abuzat?\u2013 I-am pus picioarele la umar domnle judecator. \u2013 20 de ani inchsoare. Si tu, &#8230; <a title=\"Badea Ion merge la popa sa ii munceasca..bate el cu ciocanul..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3888\" aria-label=\"Read more about Badea Ion merge la popa sa ii munceasca..bate el cu ciocanul..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3890,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3888"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3891,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3888\/revisions\/3891"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}