{"id":3884,"date":"2024-10-22T09:41:53","date_gmt":"2024-10-22T09:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3884"},"modified":"2024-10-22T09:41:56","modified_gmt":"2024-10-22T09:41:56","slug":"un-detinut-reuseste-sa-evadeze-dupa-12-ani-de-inchisoare-in-sfarsit-ajunge-acasa-extenuat-iar-nevasta-il-intreaba-la-stiri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3884","title":{"rendered":"Un detinut reuseste sa evadeze dupa 12 ani de inchisoare. In sfarsit ajunge acasa extenuat iar nevasta il intreaba..La stiri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"860\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9057-860x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3885\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9057-860x1024.jpeg 860w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9057-252x300.jpeg 252w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9057-768x914.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9057.jpeg 1030w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 860px) 100vw, 860px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi evrei, unul bogat si celalalt sarac, ajung sa se roage unul langa altul in sinagoga.<br>Cel sarac:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Doamne, da-mi $10 sa am si eu cu ce sa-mi hranesc familia pana saptamana viitoare.<br>Cel bogat:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Doamne, da-mi $100.000 sa-mi dezvolt afacerea.<br>Tot rugandu-se ei, cel bogat se intoarce catre cel sarac:<br>\u2013 Auzi, bah! Ia $10 de la mine si lasa-L pe Dumnezeu sa se concentreze!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda se plimba linistita cand, deodata, vede o masina fara sofer care mergea.\u00a0<br>Constienta de pericol, sare in masina si trage repede frana de mana.\u00a0<br>Cand iese, da nas in nas cu proprietarul.<br>\u2013 Incepuse sa mearga singura, dar am sarit in ea si am tras frana de mana! spune ea, foarte mandra de isprava ei.<br>\u2013 Stiu, raspunde el sec. Eu o impingeam!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi evrei, unul bogat si celalalt sarac, ajung sa se roage unul langa altul in sinagoga.Cel sarac:&nbsp;\u2013 Doamne, da-mi $10 sa am si eu cu ce sa-mi hranesc familia pana saptamana viitoare.Cel bogat:&nbsp; \u2013 Doamne, da-mi $100.000 sa-mi dezvolt afacerea.Tot rugandu-se ei, cel bogat se intoarce catre cel sarac:\u2013 Auzi, bah! Ia $10 de la &#8230; <a title=\"Un detinut reuseste sa evadeze dupa 12 ani de inchisoare. In sfarsit ajunge acasa extenuat iar nevasta il intreaba..La stiri\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3884\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un detinut reuseste sa evadeze dupa 12 ani de inchisoare. In sfarsit ajunge acasa extenuat iar nevasta il intreaba..La stiri\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3886,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3887,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3884\/revisions\/3887"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}