{"id":3876,"date":"2024-10-21T16:47:22","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T16:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3876"},"modified":"2024-10-21T16:47:25","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T16:47:25","slug":"doctore-se-plange-un-mos-de-80-de-ani-deja-nu-mai-pot-sa-am-treaba-pai-tataie-la-varsta-matale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3876","title":{"rendered":"Doctore , se plange un mos de 80 de ani deja nu mai pot sa am treaba ..Pai tataie la varsta matale.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"966\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9021-966x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3877\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9021-966x1024.jpeg 966w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9021-283x300.jpeg 283w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9021-768x814.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9021.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 966px) 100vw, 966px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie g\u0103se\u0219te lampa lui Aladdin.<br>Imediat o freac\u0103 \u0219i, ca de obicei, un Geniu iese din ea. Femeia se uit\u0103 la Gini \u0219i-\u0219i exprim\u0103 dorin\u021bele\u2026<br>\u2013 Vreau ca so\u021bul meu s\u0103 m\u0103 priveasc\u0103 doar pe mine\u2026<br>\u2013 Eu s\u0103 fiu unica din via\u021ba lui\u2026<br>\u2013 S\u0103 ia micul dejun, s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 dormim mereu \u00eempreun\u0103\u2026<br>\u2013 C\u00e2nd se ridic\u0103, s\u0103 fiu primul lucru pe care \u00eel apuc\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0103 nu m\u0103 lase niciodat\u0103 singur\u0103, nici c\u00e2nd merge la baie\u2026<br>\u2013 S\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toreasc\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna cu mine\u2026<br>\u2013 Dac\u0103 m\u0103 pierde, s\u0103 dispere \u0219i s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u00e2t de mult \u00eemi duce lipsa\u2026<br>\u2013 S\u0103 nu m\u0103 lase niciodat\u0103-n pace \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 ia oriunde cu el\u2026<br>Gini a transformat-o \u00eentr-un telefon mobil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce vre\u021bi s\u0103 divor\u021ba\u021bi, domnule?, \u00eentreab\u0103 judec\u0103torul.<br>\u2013 Domnule judec\u0103tor, eu sunt un b\u0103rbat viril. Deseori, fug de la serviciu acas\u0103 ca s\u0103 fac amor cu so\u021bia mea..<br>\u2013 \u0218i \u0103sta este motiv de divor\u021b?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, fiindc\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 \u00eemi cere bani, dup\u0103 fiecare partid\u0103 de amor.<br>\u2013 Este adev\u0103rat, doamn\u0103, ce spune so\u021bul dvs.?<br>\u2013 Da, domnule judec\u0103tor, este adev\u0103rat! \u0218i ce dac\u0103 este so\u021bul meu? \u00cen timpul programului de lucru trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103! De ce ar face el excep\u021bie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie g\u0103se\u0219te lampa lui Aladdin.Imediat o freac\u0103 \u0219i, ca de obicei, un Geniu iese din ea. Femeia se uit\u0103 la Gini \u0219i-\u0219i exprim\u0103 dorin\u021bele\u2026\u2013 Vreau ca so\u021bul meu s\u0103 m\u0103 priveasc\u0103 doar pe mine\u2026\u2013 Eu s\u0103 fiu unica din via\u021ba lui\u2026\u2013 S\u0103 ia micul dejun, s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 dormim mereu \u00eempreun\u0103\u2026\u2013 C\u00e2nd se &#8230; <a title=\"Doctore , se plange un mos de 80 de ani deja nu mai pot sa am treaba ..Pai tataie la varsta matale..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3876\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doctore , se plange un mos de 80 de ani deja nu mai pot sa am treaba ..Pai tataie la varsta matale..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3878,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3879,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3876\/revisions\/3879"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}