Un b\u0103rbat \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenso\u021bea nevasta care pleca la mare cu ni\u0219te colege de serviciu:Trenul pleac\u0103, b\u0103rbatul se \u021bine dup\u0103 tren \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-S\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0219eli!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu te aud!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trenul prinde vitez\u0103, b\u0103rbatul tot mai alearg\u0103, dar se \u00eempiedic\u0103 de un macaz \u0219i cade. Nervos, \u021bip\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Du-te \u0219i f\u0103 ce vrei!-Am auzit, am auzit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citeste si<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un ginecolog, care are cabinetul la domiciliu, a\u0219teapt\u0103 ultima pacient\u0103 la ora 19:00\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea nu se prezint\u0103. El a\u0219teapt\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 spre 19:30, dup\u0103 care se resemneaz\u0103, \u0219i, consider\u00e2nd ziua de lucru terminat\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i toarn\u0103 un whisky \u0219i se destinde \u00eentr-un fotoliu\u2026 La un moment dat, cineva sun\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103\u2026 Apare pacienta g\u00e2f\u00e2ind:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Scuza\u021bi-m\u0103, v\u0103 rog, am \u00eent\u00e2rziat foarte mult, dar circula\u021bia era infernal\u0103!
\u2013 Prea t\u00e2rziu, zice doctorul. Mi-am aranjat instrumentele, sunt un pic b\u0103ut, l\u0103s\u0103m pentru data viitoare! Dar dac\u0103 tot a\u021bi venit, v\u0103 ofer un p\u0103h\u0103rel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i cum degustau ei whisky-ul discut\u00e2nd, se aude u\u0219a de la intrare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Aoleu, nevast\u0103-mea! zise doctorul. Repede, da\u021bi-v\u0103 jos chilo\u0163ii \u0219i urca\u021bi-v\u0103 pe masa de consulta\u021bie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mama, e adevarat ca pe mine m-a adus barza?
\u2013 Da, comoara mea mica! E adevarat.
\u2013 E adevarat ca Bunul Dumnezeu ne da p\u00e2inea cea de toate zilele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 E adevarat, puiule!
\u2013 E adevarat ca Mos Craciun si Iepurasul ne aduc cadourile?
\u2013 Da, dragul mamei.
\u2013 Atunci, de ce \u00eel mai tinem pe tr\u00e2ntorul de tata??!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un b\u0103rbat \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenso\u021bea nevasta care pleca la mare cu ni\u0219te colege de serviciu:Trenul pleac\u0103, b\u0103rbatul se \u021bine dup\u0103 tren \u0219i zice: -S\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0219eli! -Nu te aud! Trenul prinde vitez\u0103, b\u0103rbatul tot mai alearg\u0103, dar se \u00eempiedic\u0103 de un macaz \u0219i cade. Nervos, \u021bip\u0103: -Du-te \u0219i f\u0103 ce vrei!-Am auzit, am auzit! Citeste … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3873,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3872"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3875,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3872\/revisions\/3875"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}