{"id":3868,"date":"2024-10-21T11:43:07","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T11:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3868"},"modified":"2024-10-21T11:43:10","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T11:43:10","slug":"intr-un-mic-orasel-sicilian-un-negustor-a-deschis-un-magazinei-vecine-cum-merg-treburile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3868","title":{"rendered":"Intr-un mic orasel sicilian un negustor a deschis un magazin\u2026Ei vecine cum merg treburile??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9015-1024x719.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3869\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9015-1024x719.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9015-300x211.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9015-768x540.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9015.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>So\u021bul meu m-a p\u0103r\u0103sit de 10 ani, domnule judec\u0103tor.-Ave\u021bi copii?-Da, opt! Cel mai mare are nou\u0103 ani, cel mai mic doar \u0219ase luni.-P\u0103i, spunea\u021bi c\u0103 v-a p\u0103r\u0103sit de 10 ani.Da, \u00eens\u0103, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd vine sa isi ceara scuze!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se organizeaza o licitatie pentru constructia unei cladiri in centru Bucurestiului. La licitatie, se prezinta un american, un neamt, si un roman.<br>Americanu face prima propunere:<br>\u2013 Eu va fac lucrarea pe suma de 3.000.000 $.<br>Neamtu:<br>\u2013 Eu va fac lucrarea pe 2.000.000 $.<br>Acu, vine si randul romanului, care zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu va fac lucrarea pe 4.000.000 $.<br>La care, conducatorul de proiect, enervat la maxim izbucneste:<br>\u2013 Ma! cum dracu ceri tu ma 4000000$? Nu esti sanatos la cap?<br>\u2013 Pai ma frate, zice romanu, tragandu-l pe director mai aproape, uite cum facem. 1 milion il iau eu, 1 milion il iei tu, si 2 dam la neamtu asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1.&nbsp;Bula \u015fi \u015etrul\u0103 mergeau pe strad\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un moment dat, v\u0103d un bordel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015etrul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Intru \u015fi eu s\u0103 v\u0103d cum este!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iese peste 15 minute \u015fi spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bul\u0103, este na\u015fpa b\u0103, mai bun\u0103 este nevast\u0103-mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr\u0103 \u015fi Bul\u0103, iese \u015fi el peste 15 minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ai dreptate, mai bun\u0103 este nevast\u0103-ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2.&nbsp;Ofi\u0163erul de la centrul de recrutare \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Recrut, ce-i cu ochiul dumitale?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E un ochi artificial\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ei din ce e f\u0103cut un ochi artificial?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Din sticla, domnule ofi\u0163er.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, logic trebuie s\u0103 \u015fi vezi prin el!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So\u021bul meu m-a p\u0103r\u0103sit de 10 ani, domnule judec\u0103tor.-Ave\u021bi copii?-Da, opt! Cel mai mare are nou\u0103 ani, cel mai mic doar \u0219ase luni.-P\u0103i, spunea\u021bi c\u0103 v-a p\u0103r\u0103sit de 10 ani.Da, \u00eens\u0103, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd vine sa isi ceara scuze!! Se organizeaza o licitatie pentru constructia unei cladiri in centru Bucurestiului. La licitatie, se prezinta &#8230; <a title=\"Intr-un mic orasel sicilian un negustor a deschis un magazin\u2026Ei vecine cum merg treburile??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3868\" aria-label=\"Read more about Intr-un mic orasel sicilian un negustor a deschis un magazin\u2026Ei vecine cum merg treburile??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3870,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3871,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868\/revisions\/3871"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}