{"id":3864,"date":"2024-10-21T07:50:21","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T07:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3864"},"modified":"2024-10-21T07:50:23","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T07:50:23","slug":"tata-tu-crezi-in-fantome-nu-fiule-nu-exista-asa-ceva-dar-servitoarea-mi-a-spus-ca-ele-exista-atunci-impacheteaza-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3864","title":{"rendered":"Tata tu crezi in fantome?? Nu fiule. Nu exista asa ceva!! Dar servitoarea mi-a spus ca ele exista. Atunci impacheteaza cat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"758\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9011-1024x758.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3865\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9011-1024x758.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9011-300x222.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9011-768x568.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_9011.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie pleaca, fara sotul ei, in vacanta in Caraibe. De abia ce ajunge, face cunostinta cu un negru aratos, si, dupa o noapte de amor inflacarat ea il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Cum te cheama?<br>\u2013 Nu pot sa-ti spun, ii raspunde el.<br>In fiecare seara ei se reintalnesc, fac dragoste, ea il intreaba acelasi lucru iar el ii da intotdeauna acelasi raspuns. Intr-o seara ea ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Este ultima mea seara aici, maine plec acasa. O sa-mi spui totusi cum te cheama?<br>\u2013 Nu pot sa-ti spun, ca o sa razi de mine, zice negru\u2019.<br>\u2013 Hai zi, ca nu rad, n-am de ce.<br>\u2013 Bine\u2026 Pe mine ma cheama Zapada.<br>Tipa incepe sa rade mai sa se sparga, la care negrul furios :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eram sigur ca o sa razi de mine, mai bine nu-ti ziceam\u2026!<br>\u2013 Nuuu, ma gandeam ca sotul meu n-o sa creada cand o sa-i spun ca am avut 30 cm de zapada in fiecare zi in Caraibe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie pleaca, fara sotul ei, in vacanta in Caraibe. De abia ce ajunge, face cunostinta cu un negru aratos, si, dupa o noapte de amor inflacarat ea il intreaba:\u2013 Cum te cheama?\u2013 Nu pot sa-ti spun, ii raspunde el.In fiecare seara ei se reintalnesc, fac dragoste, ea il intreaba acelasi lucru iar el ii &#8230; <a title=\"Tata tu crezi in fantome?? Nu fiule. Nu exista asa ceva!! Dar servitoarea mi-a spus ca ele exista. Atunci impacheteaza cat\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3864\" aria-label=\"Read more about Tata tu crezi in fantome?? Nu fiule. Nu exista asa ceva!! Dar servitoarea mi-a spus ca ele exista. Atunci impacheteaza cat\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3866,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3867,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864\/revisions\/3867"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}