{"id":3857,"date":"2024-10-19T15:36:02","date_gmt":"2024-10-19T15:36:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3857"},"modified":"2024-10-19T15:36:05","modified_gmt":"2024-10-19T15:36:05","slug":"la-piata-la-taraba-cu-pepeni-erau-doua-anunturi-pe-unul-scria-pepeni-2-lei-kg-iar-pe-celalalt-ppni-3-lei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3857","title":{"rendered":"La piata la taraba cu pepeni erau doua anunturi! Pe unul scria : Pepeni -2 lei kg iar pe celalalt PPNI -3 lei.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Vecine, de ce-i cumperi so\u021biei tale \u00eentotdeauna flori \u00een ghiveci?!
\u2013 Cu g\u00e2ndul la urm\u0103torul concediu.
\u2013 Adic\u0103?
\u2013 P\u0103i, \u00een fiecare an plec\u0103m separat \u00een concediu, pentru c\u0103 cineva trebuie s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103 s\u0103 ude florile\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Salvamarii ies in larg si striga spre un tip ce inota:
\u2013 Domnule vames, ati depasit geamandura!
Tipul, nedumerit, intreaba:
\u2013 Cum v-ati dat seama ca sunt vames? ca doar sunt in chiloti, ca toata lumea\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u2013 Dom\u2019le, lumea obisnuita, cand inoata, da apa in lateral, dumneata o strangi la piept.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bubulina merge la medic:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Doctore, nu i-ati putea administra sotului meu un medicament pentru a visa noaptea pe\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 De ce, e cumva pescar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu, dar de vreo dou\u0103 luni viseaz\u0103 noapte de noapte doar vr\u0103bii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Si ce va deranjeaza? Pesti sau vrabii, nu e totuna?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu, c\u0103 dac\u0103 ar visa pe\u0219ti nu ar mai ciripi\u2026\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bul\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzie 10 minute de la \u0219coal\u0103. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce a \u00eent\u00e2rziat.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Am ajutat o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 s\u0103 traverseze strada\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ooo, bravo, fiule! Uite, pentru c\u0103 ai dat dovad\u0103 de bun\u0103tate, fac \u0219i eu un gest frumos. Uite 10 lei \u0219i mergi s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi cumperi o \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A doua zi, acela\u0219i scenariu \u2013 Bul\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzie 10 minute \u0219i vine \u00eempreun\u0103 cu un coleg. Tat\u0103l \u00eel ia din nou la \u00eentreb\u0103ri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 P\u0103i, tat\u0103 \u2013 eu \u00eempreun\u0103 cu Gigel am ajutat o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 s\u0103 traverseze strada\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Foarte frumos. Uite, lua\u021bi fiecare c\u00e2te 10 lei s\u0103 v\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u021bi c\u00e2te o \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A treia zi, Bul\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzie 40 de minute. Luat la \u00eentreb\u0103ri, \u00eei spune tat\u0103lui acela\u0219i r\u0103spuns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Am ajutat o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 s\u0103 traverseze strada\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Bine, \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 ai ajutat-o, dar 40 de minute ???<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 P\u0103i, dac\u0103 ea nu vroia s\u0103 traverseze\u2026\ud83d\ude25<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vecine, de ce-i cumperi so\u021biei tale \u00eentotdeauna flori \u00een ghiveci?!\u2013 Cu g\u00e2ndul la urm\u0103torul concediu.\u2013 Adic\u0103?\u2013 P\u0103i, \u00een fiecare an plec\u0103m separat \u00een concediu, pentru c\u0103 cineva trebuie s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103 s\u0103 ude florile\u2026 Salvamarii ies in larg si striga spre un tip ce inota:\u2013 Domnule vames, ati depasit geamandura!Tipul, nedumerit, intreaba:\u2013 Cum v-ati dat … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3859,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3860,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3857\/revisions\/3860"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}