{"id":3853,"date":"2024-10-19T12:08:55","date_gmt":"2024-10-19T12:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3853"},"modified":"2024-10-19T12:08:58","modified_gmt":"2024-10-19T12:08:58","slug":"bula-si-strula-se-cazeaza-la-hotel-in-camera-sa-aude-sunt-fantoma-cu-ochi-vanat-bula-sare-pe-geam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3853","title":{"rendered":"Bula si strula se cazeaza la hotel, in camera sa aude: sunt fantoma cu ochi vanat, bula sare pe geam\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"903\" height=\"866\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8924.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3854\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8924.jpeg 903w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8924-300x288.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8924-768x737.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 903px) 100vw, 903px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie se decide sa \u00ee\u0219i duc\u0103 so\u021bul \u00eentr-un club de striptease pentru a-i s\u0103rb\u0103tori ziua de na\u0219tere. La intrare, paznicul \u00eei \u00eent\u00e2mpina:\u2013 Salut Dane, ce mai faci?So\u021bia, uimit\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreaba dac\u0103 a mai fost acolo.\u2013 A, nu, e din echipa mea de bowling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Aseza\u021bi la o mas\u0103, vine o chelneri\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei aduce direct un Budweiser rece. So\u021bia devine din ce \u00een ce mai agitat\u0103:\u2013 Cum de \u0219tia ce bere bei?\u2013 Tipa face parte din liga de bowling feminin. Ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim adesea cu ele.\u00cen cur\u00e2nd o stripteuza se \u00eendreapta direct c\u0103tre masa lor.\u2013 Bun\u0103 D\u0103nut! Vrei dansul obi\u0219nuit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bia nervoasa cedeaz\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i smulge geanta \u0219i iese val-vartej afar\u0103. Dan fuge dup\u0103 ea \u0219i o prinde chiar c\u00e2nd se urc\u0103 \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i, chiar \u00eenainte s\u0103 tr\u00e2nteasca u\u0219a, se urc\u0103 \u0219i el \u00een taxi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Degeaba \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i explice nevestei c\u0103 probabil stripteuza l-a confundat cu alt client, ca nevasta nu pune botul \u0219i continua s\u0103 vocifereze \u0219i s\u0103-l fac\u0103 albie de porci. La care \u0219oferul taxiului \u00eentoarce capul \u0219i-i spune:<strong>&gt;&gt;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Doamne, Dane, se pare c\u0103 \u00een seara asta ai ag\u0103\u021bat o adev\u0103rat\u0103 scorpie!\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Cica s-a dus Bula \u00een pauza si a scris apasa<\/strong>t\u00a0<strong>pe tabla<\/strong>: \u201cEu s\u00eent cel mai tare barbat. Bula.\u201d\u00cenvatatoarea, o femeie t\u00eenara si draguta, intra \u00een clasa, se uita la tabla si citeste. Apoi \u00eei spune lui Bula:- Dupa ora, sa ma astepti \u00een fata cancelariei.\u00cen pauza, \u00eenainte de a se duce la cancelarie, Bula le spune colegilor:- Ati vazut, mai baieti, ce importanta este reclama?\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie se decide sa \u00ee\u0219i duc\u0103 so\u021bul \u00eentr-un club de striptease pentru a-i s\u0103rb\u0103tori ziua de na\u0219tere. La intrare, paznicul \u00eei \u00eent\u00e2mpina:\u2013 Salut Dane, ce mai faci?So\u021bia, uimit\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreaba dac\u0103 a mai fost acolo.\u2013 A, nu, e din echipa mea de bowling. 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