Diferente de mentalitate la un pahar de vin bun: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reprezentantii mai multor natiuni se intalnesc intr – un restaurant … <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toti au primit cate un pahar cu vin dar, in fiecare pahar era cate o musca. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neamtul a cerut alt vin in acelasi pahar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Englezul a cerut vin nou in pahar nou. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finlandezul a scos musca si a baut vinul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rusul a baut vinul cu tot cu musca. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chinezul a mancat musca, si apoi a baut vinul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Evreul a prins musca si a vandut-o chinezului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Romanul a baut trei sferturi de pahar si a cerut sa-i fie schimbat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Norvegianul a scos musca si s-a dus la pescuit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Americanul a inceput proces impotriva restaurantului si a cerut 5 mil dolari daune morale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Scotianul (fiind na\u021bia cea mai calic\u0103 din lume ) a prins musca de gat si i- a zis: “Chiar acum sa scuipi tot ce ai baut”!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se uit\u0103 Ion peste gard si-l vede pe Vasile jucand cu Ilie Nastase tenis .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-B\u0103 Vasile Dl \u0103la nu e Ilie Nastase ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ba da b\u0103 Ioane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u015ei tu \u015fti tenis m\u0103 ? -\u015etiu m\u0103 Ioane ,\u015fi chiar binee !!! Acum iar l-am b\u0103tut ,i-am luat si partida asta .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i cum de nu te-am v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 p\u0103n\u0103 acum juc\u00e2nd tenis ?! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Du-te in fundul gr\u0103dinii,acolo-i un broscoi ce-\u021bi \u00eendepline\u015fte orice dorin\u021b\u0103, numai ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti mai tare cu el c\u0103-i cam surd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gase\u015fte Ion broscoiul \u015fi-i spune c\u0103 vrea mult aur.Dar c\u0103nd ajunge acas\u0103, constat\u0103 c\u0103 in b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103 avea un taur. Se duce la Vasile nervos \u015fi-i spune , b\u0103tu-l-ar dracu de broscoi ,i-am cerut aur \u015fi mi-a dat un taur…..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i io ce s\u0103 mai zic : <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Crezi c\u0103 am vrut s\u0103 fiu tare-n tenis ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Diferente de mentalitate la un pahar de vin bun: Reprezentantii mai multor natiuni se intalnesc intr – un restaurant … Toti au primit cate un pahar cu vin dar, in fiecare pahar era cate o musca. Neamtul a cerut alt vin in acelasi pahar. Englezul a cerut vin nou in pahar nou. Finlandezul a scos … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3851,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3850"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3852,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3850\/revisions\/3852"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}