{"id":3846,"date":"2024-10-18T12:41:51","date_gmt":"2024-10-18T12:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3846"},"modified":"2024-10-18T12:41:55","modified_gmt":"2024-10-18T12:41:55","slug":"tu-nevasta-este-adevarat-ca-ai-avut-mai-multi-barbati-mai-barbate-mancare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3846","title":{"rendered":"Tu nevasta este adevarat ca ai avut mai multi barbati ?? Mai barbate..Mancare.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"952\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8886.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3847\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8886.jpeg 952w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8886-300x266.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8886-768x681.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 952px) 100vw, 952px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria se hotaraste sa-i spuna lui Ion ca vrea sa divorteze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine Ion acasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria: Ioane, am o veste proasta sa-ti spun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion: eu am o veste buna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria: spune tu primul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion: am castigat la loto o gramada de bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria: am ars carnatii\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BANC | O femeie la Judecata de Apoi:<br>\u2013 Ai p\u0103c\u0103tuit?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Ai b\u0103ut?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Ai precurvit?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Bine, Petre, adu o pereche de aripi.<br>\u2013 Oh, m\u0103 face\u021bi \u00eenger?<br>\u2013 Nu, g\u00e2sc\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bia \u00eei face o vizit\u0103 prietenului de familie care este doctor.<br>\u2013 Doctore, Gigi, so\u021bul meu, nu mai e a\u0219a cum \u00eel \u0219tii tu, de ceva vreme nu \u00eemi mai acorda nici o aten\u021bie! M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, se \u00eentorce cu fa\u021ba la perete \u0219i se culc\u0103.<br>\u2013 Ia tu prafurile astea, i le pui far\u0103 s\u0103 observe \u00een m\u00e2ncare\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S-au \u00eentalnit iar\u0103\u0219i peste 5 zile.<br>\u2013 Ei, cum e cu so\u021bul?<br>\u2013 Doctore, e prea de tot! I-am pus \u00een ciorb\u0103 prafurile \u0219i dup\u0103 nici 5 minute s-a schimbat la fa\u021b\u0103, a s\u0103rit pe mine \u0219i acolo pe mas\u0103 m-a aranjat!<br>\u2013 Ei! \u00centre so\u021bi se permite!<br>\u2013 Da!!!\u2026 Dar eram la restaurant!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maria se hotaraste sa-i spuna lui Ion ca vrea sa divorteze. Vine Ion acasa. Maria: Ioane, am o veste proasta sa-ti spun. Ion: eu am o veste buna. Maria: spune tu primul. Ion: am castigat la loto o gramada de bani. Maria: am ars carnatii\u2026.. BANC | O femeie la Judecata de Apoi:\u2013 Ai p\u0103c\u0103tuit?\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Tu nevasta este adevarat ca ai avut mai multi barbati ?? Mai barbate..Mancare..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3846\" aria-label=\"Read more about Tu nevasta este adevarat ca ai avut mai multi barbati ?? Mai barbate..Mancare..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3848,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3846"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3849,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846\/revisions\/3849"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}