Doi mo\u0219negi, uita\u021bi de vreme, \u00eentr-o zi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce mai faci mai mo\u0219 Ioane? M\u00e2ndrele te mai iubesc?
-Ce s\u0103 fac, m\u0103i Petre drag\u0103, lupt cu b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea grea,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar am cunoscut o tip\u0103 \u0219i m-a invitat la ea.
Mo\u0219 Petric\u0103 \u00eenlemne\u0219te \u0219i ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncene:
-M\u0103 Ioane, vezi de treab\u0103, sau ai fluturi \u00een izmene!
\u0218i te-ai dus? F\u0103cut-ai treab\u0103? Poveste\u0219te cum a fost?
B\u0103gat-ai lemnele \u00een sob\u0103, sau ai mers f\u0103r\u0103 vre-un rost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Cum s\u0103 fie? A fost bine. La primul parc\u0103 zburam,
A fost ca \u00een tinere\u021be, pe dealuri c\u00e2nd alergam.
La al doilea, cu lupte \u0219i dureri pe la genunchi,
Ce s\u0103-i faci, c\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea \u00ee\u021bi mai d\u0103 c\u00e2te un junghi.
-Ioane, ai luat viagra, zise Petre intrigat.
Nu am luat nimic, m\u0103i Petre, s\u0103 nu-mi fie cu p\u0103cat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ioane mi-e greu a crede, po\u021bi s\u0103 zici tu tot ce vrei,
Dar nu e\u0219ti ca-n tinere\u021be s\u0103 rezi\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103 la trei.
-La trei am zis c\u0103-mi dau duhul, zice Ion cu sup\u0103rare,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 \u021bineam de toate alea, ce dureri aveam de \u0219ale!
Petric\u0103 nu scoate-o vorb\u0103 doar musta\u021ba r\u0103suce\u0219te:
-Zi, Ioane, ce-ai luat de lup\u021bi a\u0219a viteje\u0219te?
-N-am luat nimic, m\u0103i Petre, dar dorin\u021ba era mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u0218i eu am dorin\u021bi Ioane, dar nu se mai face tare.
-M\u0103i, Petric\u0103, \u021bi-e de \u0219ag\u0103 \u0219i g\u00e2nde\u0219ti doar la p\u0103cat,
Ea st\u0103 la etajul patru \u0219i liftul era stricat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Doi mo\u0219negi, uita\u021bi de vreme, \u00eentr-o zi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc. Ce mai faci mai mo\u0219 Ioane? M\u00e2ndrele te mai iubesc?-Ce s\u0103 fac, m\u0103i Petre drag\u0103, lupt cu b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea grea, Dar am cunoscut o tip\u0103 \u0219i m-a invitat la ea.Mo\u0219 Petric\u0103 \u00eenlemne\u0219te \u0219i ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncene:-M\u0103 Ioane, vezi de treab\u0103, sau ai fluturi \u00een izmene!\u0218i te-ai dus? … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3841,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3842,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3840\/revisions\/3842"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}