{"id":3837,"date":"2024-10-17T18:25:42","date_gmt":"2024-10-17T18:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3837"},"modified":"2024-10-17T18:25:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-17T18:25:45","slug":"femeia-bei-bere-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3837","title":{"rendered":"Femeia: \u2013 Bei bere?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Femeia: \u2013 Bei bere?<br>\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 Da<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeia: \u2013 C\u00e2te beri pe zi?<br>\u2013 Barbatul: De obicei, aproximativ 3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Femeia: \u2013 C\u00e2t de mult pl\u0103te\u0219ti pe bere?<br>\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 5 dolari, incluzand bacsisul. (Aici femeia incepe sa se enerveze)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Femeia: \u2013 \u0218i de c\u00e2t timp bei?<br>\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 Cam de 20 de ani, cred<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Femeia: \u2013 Deci, o bere cost\u0103 5 dolari \u0219i tu bei 3 beri pe zi, care inseamna cheltuieli, \u00een fiecare lun\u0103, de 450 $. \u00centr-un an, ar fi de aproximativ 5400 dolari \u2026 corect?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Barbatul: \u2013 Corect<br>\u2013 Femeia: \u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00eentr-un an ai cheltuit 5400 dolari, fara sa tinem cont de infla\u021bie, inseamna ca in ultimii 20 ani ai cheltuit 108.000 dolari, corect?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 Corect!<br>\u2013 Femeia: \u2013 \u0218tii c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu beai at\u00e2t de mult bere, c\u0103 banii ar fi putut fi pusi \u00eentr-un cont de economii si dupa aplicarea dob\u00e2nzii pe ultimi 20 de ani, ai fi putut cump\u0103ra acum un Ferrari?<br>\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 Tu bei bere?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Femeia: \u2013 Nu!<br>\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 Unde este Ferrari-ul tau?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Femeia: \u2013 Bei bere?\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 Da Femeia: \u2013 C\u00e2te beri pe zi?\u2013 Barbatul: De obicei, aproximativ 3 \u2013 Femeia: \u2013 C\u00e2t de mult pl\u0103te\u0219ti pe bere?\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 5 dolari, incluzand bacsisul. (Aici femeia incepe sa se enerveze) \u2013 Femeia: \u2013 \u0218i de c\u00e2t timp bei?\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 Cam de 20 de ani, cred &#8230; <a title=\"Femeia: \u2013 Bei bere?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3837\" aria-label=\"Read more about Femeia: \u2013 Bei bere?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3838,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3839,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3837\/revisions\/3839"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}