{"id":382,"date":"2024-04-30T15:52:40","date_gmt":"2024-04-30T15:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=382"},"modified":"2025-11-28T06:14:58","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T06:14:58","slug":"ion-si-maria-erau-la-semanat-de-cartofi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=382","title":{"rendered":"Ion si Maria erau la semanat de cartofi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"992\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_0085.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_0085.webp 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_0085-184x300.webp 184w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Maria erau pe ogor la semanat de cartofi, cand la un moment dat lui Ion ii vine pofta sa faca amor cu Maria.<br>\u2013 Fa Marie, eu as cam vrea sa facem amor, dar ce facem cu calul, ca nu avem de ce sa il legam? <br>&#8211; Si eu am o pofta de numa! Chiar ma gandeam cum sa facem cu calul. Leaga-l, Ioane, de un picior de-al tau si sa trecem repede la actiune!<br>Zis si facut! Se apuca Ion si Maria de treaba, insa in timpul partidei trece un avion care sperie calul. Acesta o ia la goana.<br>Maria se ridica cu chiu cu vai si cand se uita dupa Ion isi pune mainile in cap:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Vaiii ,Vaii,Ioaneeee!!!!!<br>Auziii Ioaneeee!!!! Intoarce-te repede pe spate, ca scoti toti cartofii! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\tatOptions = {\n\t\t'key' : 'e7e5cdb865d410301cc22847061daa17',\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\n\t\t'height' : 250,\n\t\t'width' : 300,\n\t\t'params' : {}\n\t};\n<\/script>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>        DIRECTORUL GLUMET<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vai, domni\u015foar\u0103, zice admirativ directorul,ce pantaloni elegan\u0163i ave\u0163i ast\u0103zi.<br>\u2013 V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc, r\u0103spunde secretara chicotind.<br>\u2013 V\u0103 place s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u00een pantaloni?<br>\u2013 Da, domnule.<br>\u2013 N-a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 umbla\u0163i \u015fi \u00een ai mei \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\tatOptions = {\n\t\t'key' : 'e7e5cdb865d410301cc22847061daa17',\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\n\t\t'height' : 250,\n\t\t'width' : 300,\n\t\t'params' : {}\n\t};\n<\/script>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>O doamn\u0103 supraponderal\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>O doamn\u0103 supraponderal\u0103 merge la medic ca s\u0103-i prescrie o re\u021bet\u0103 de sl\u0103bit .Medicul o consult\u0103 apoi \u00eei prescrie un regim alimentar, spun\u00e2ndu-i:<br>\u2013 Iat\u0103 cum ve\u021bi face: dou\u0103 zile ve\u021bi m\u00e2nca normal cele trei mese zilnice,iar a treia zi ve\u021bi s\u0103ri peste mese. 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Din cauza s\u0103riturilor\u2026<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Ion si Maria erau pe ogor la semanat de cartofi, cand la un moment dat lui Ion ii vine pofta sa faca amor cu Maria.\u2013 Fa Marie, eu as cam vrea sa facem amor, dar ce facem cu calul, ca nu avem de ce sa il legam? &#8211; Si eu &#8230; <a title=\"Ion si Maria erau la semanat de cartofi\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=382\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion si Maria erau la semanat de cartofi\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6550,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6551,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions\/6551"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}