{"id":3818,"date":"2024-10-17T07:43:18","date_gmt":"2024-10-17T07:43:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3818"},"modified":"2024-10-17T07:43:21","modified_gmt":"2024-10-17T07:43:21","slug":"seful-nervos-de-ce-nu-ai-venit-la-munca-ieri-angajatul-m-am-lovit-cu-capul-de","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3818","title":{"rendered":"Seful nervos: De ce nu ai venit la munca ieri?? Angajatul: M-am lovit cu capul de\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8827-1024x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3819\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8827-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8827-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8827-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8827-768x769.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8827.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dStau pe teras\u0103, fumez o \u021bigar\u0103, mai sorb din cafea \u0219i sunt foarte \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u2026<br>Am o amant\u0103 \u0219i \u021bin la ea, dar mi-e fric\u0103, ca din gre\u0219eal\u0103, o s\u0103-i rostesc numele \u00een somn.<br>A\u0219a c\u0103 ieri mi-am cump\u0103rat o pisic\u0103 \u0219i i-am pus numele amantei mele\u2026 \u0219i a\u0219a voi avea o scuz\u0103 dac\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 scap cumva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Azi-diminea\u021b\u0103, so\u021bia a adus acas\u0103 un c\u00e2ine pe care \u00eel cheam\u0103 Florin.<br>Stau pe teras\u0103, fumez o \u021bigar\u0103, mai sorb din cafea \u0219i sunt foarte \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Bul\u0103 merge s\u0103-l ia pe Buli\u015for de la \u015fcoal\u0103. Cu nostalgie, Bul\u0103 prive\u015fte \u015fcoala \u015fi zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Aici am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at \u015fi eu acum treizeci de ani!<br>La care Buli\u015for zice \u00eencet:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u015etii, diriginta ne-a zis azi c\u0103 a\u015fa t\u00e2mpi\u0163i ca noi n-a mai avut de treizeci de ani!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Merge Bul\u0103 la un magazin alimentar \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103: -Bun\u0103 ziua, fi\u021bi amabil\u0103, ave\u021bi p\u00e2ine? -Da, avem, de care dori\u021bi? -P\u0103i ave\u021bi de mai multe feluri? \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, de azi, de ieri \u0219i de alalt\u0103ieri. -Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 doresc una de azi! -Reveni\u021bi, v\u0103 rog, peste dou\u0103 zile! Ce meserie au p\u0103rin\u021bii vo\u0219tri? \u00eentreab\u0103 profesoara. \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tata e inginer, zice Gheorghe. -Tata e mecanic, zice Ionel. -Tata e \u0219ef, zice Bul\u0103. -Cum a\u0219a, Bul\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 mirat\u0103 profa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Are 500 de oameni sub el. -Cu ce se ocup\u0103 deci? -Taie iarb\u0103-n cimitir.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201dStau pe teras\u0103, fumez o \u021bigar\u0103, mai sorb din cafea \u0219i sunt foarte \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u2026Am o amant\u0103 \u0219i \u021bin la ea, dar mi-e fric\u0103, ca din gre\u0219eal\u0103, o s\u0103-i rostesc numele \u00een somn.A\u0219a c\u0103 ieri mi-am cump\u0103rat o pisic\u0103 \u0219i i-am pus numele amantei mele\u2026 \u0219i a\u0219a voi avea o scuz\u0103 dac\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 scap &#8230; <a title=\"Seful nervos: De ce nu ai venit la munca ieri?? 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