{"id":3814,"date":"2024-10-16T15:51:45","date_gmt":"2024-10-16T15:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3814"},"modified":"2024-10-16T15:51:48","modified_gmt":"2024-10-16T15:51:48","slug":"o-blonda-plangea-la-poarta-unei-unitati-militare-ce-s-a-intamplat-o-intreaba-soldatulti-au-luat-iubitul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3814","title":{"rendered":"O blonda plangea la poarta unei unitati militare. Ce s-a intamplat?? O intreaba soldatul\u2026Ti-au luat iubitul\u2026?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Bun\u0103. Am num\u0103rul t\u0103u din telefonul so\u021bului meu, Mihai. C\u00e2nd pot trece \u0219i eu s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la motor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mihai e \u00eensurat? Mi-a zis c\u0103 a divor\u021bat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stai a\u0219a, tu nu e\u0219ti \u201eMarian service\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu, eu sunt Ana. Tu presupun c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u201eGheorghe sal\u0103\u201d care \u00eel sun\u0103 seara disperat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Vrei s\u0103 vii la mine? Nu este nimeni acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ok, vin \u00een c\u00e2teva minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Eu am ajuns, tu unde e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u021ai-am spus c\u0103 nu e nimeni acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi manageri:
\u2013 Te v\u0103d foarte sup\u0103rat. S-a \u00eentamplat ceva?
\u2013 Da, so\u0163ia mi-a g\u0103sit o nou\u0103 secretar\u0103.
\u2013 Blond\u0103 sau brunet\u0103?
\u2013 Cheal\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un tip se duce \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 la amant\u0103 \u015fi adoarme. C\u00e2nd se treze\u015fte, \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 era deja 3 diminea\u0163a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nevast\u0103-mea o s\u0103 m\u0103 omoare! D\u0103-mi repede ni\u015fte pudr\u0103 de talc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se d\u0103 pe m\u00e2ini cu ea, apoi merge acas\u0103. So\u0163ia furioas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Unde ai fost p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La o femeie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Arat\u0103 m\u00e2inile, \u00eei zice so\u0163ia \u015fi vede c\u0103 are m\u00e2inile pline de pudr\u0103 de talc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mincinos nenorocit, iar ai fost la bowling!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Gigi, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? Nu te mai \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti cu femeia aceea superb\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Medicul mi-a interzis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 E\u0219ti cumva bolnav?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu, dar e nevasta lui!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Politistul care cerceta un caz de sinucidere, o intreaba pe secretara:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Draguto, nu stii de ce s-a aruncat seful tau pe fereastra?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 N-am idee, dar era asa un om dragut si atent. Luna trecuta mi-a cumparat o blana, saptamana trecuta mi-a cumparat o masina sport, iar azi dimineata un inel cu diamant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dupa aceea mi-a spus ca ar vrea sa se culce cu mine si m-a intrebat ce ii cer in schimb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Si ce i-ai raspuns?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ca aici in birou, lumea imi da de obicei 100 de euro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Care e diferen\u0163a \u00eentre o secretar\u0103 bun\u0103 \u015fi una foarte bun\u0103?
Cea bun\u0103 spune:
\u2013 Bun\u0103 diminea\u0163a, domnule director.
Secretara foarte bun\u0103:
\u2013 S-a f\u0103cut diminea\u0163a, domnule director!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Subalternii discutau pe \u015fu\u015fotite despre noua secretar\u0103 a \u015fefului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 E o tip\u0103 tr\u0103snet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Da, \u015fi se \u00eembrac\u0103 bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u015ei se dezbrac\u0103 \u015fi mai bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bun\u0103. Am num\u0103rul t\u0103u din telefonul so\u021bului meu, Mihai. C\u00e2nd pot trece \u0219i eu s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la motor? \u2013 Mihai e \u00eensurat? Mi-a zis c\u0103 a divor\u021bat. Stai a\u0219a, tu nu e\u0219ti \u201eMarian service\u201d? \u2013 Nu, eu sunt Ana. Tu presupun c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u201eGheorghe sal\u0103\u201d care \u00eel sun\u0103 seara disperat. *** -Vrei s\u0103 vii … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3816,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3817,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814\/revisions\/3817"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}