{"id":3810,"date":"2024-10-16T13:27:52","date_gmt":"2024-10-16T13:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3810"},"modified":"2024-10-16T13:27:54","modified_gmt":"2024-10-16T13:27:54","slug":"vine-ion-la-vasile-si-il-intreaba-cum-poate-vaca-ta-sa-dea-100-litri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3810","title":{"rendered":"Vine Ion la Vasile si il intreaba: Cum poate vaca ta sa dea 100 litri\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8783-1024x844.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3811\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8783-1024x844.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8783-300x247.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8783-768x633.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8783.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Tanara nevasta, blonda, fierbe oua pentru micul dejun. Sotul o intreba:<br>\u2013 De ce ouale astea sunt asa de tari? Cat le-ai fiert?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Pai\u202630 de minute!<br>\u2013 Cum 30??? Ouale se fierb 5 minute!<br>\u2013 Da, dar erau 6 oua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un tip care era cunoscut pentru r\u0103utatea \u015fi distan\u0163a<\/strong>&nbsp;sa fa\u0163\u0103 de biseric\u0103, se prezint\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, spre uimirea tuturor, la spovedanie. P\u0103rintele, care-l \u015ftia ce fel de om era, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pentru \u00eenceput, mai mult retoric:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fiule, c\u00e2nd ai deschis ultima oar\u0103 Biblia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ieri, p\u0103rinte\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0103rintele, nea\u015ftept\u00e2ndu-se la un astfel de r\u0103spuns, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 curios:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar cum se face fiule, cite\u015fti a\u015fa des?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu p\u0103rinte, dar acolo \u00eemi \u0163in banii\u2026\ud83d\ude27<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doua pitipoance, prietene de altfel, se intalnesc intr-o zi pe strada:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce faci fataaaaaaaaaa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine fataaaaaaaaaaa, da\u2019 tu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Haaaaa, ce tare! Si tu bine si eu bine! Da\u2019unde te duci fataaa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 La piata sa fac niste cumparaturi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Haaaaa, ce tare! Si tu la piata si eu la piata! Da\u2019 ce vrei sa cumperi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai\u2026 Niste carne de vaca, ceva \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ce tare! Si tu vaca si eu vaca !\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tanara nevasta, blonda, fierbe oua pentru micul dejun. Sotul o intreba:\u2013 De ce ouale astea sunt asa de tari? Cat le-ai fiert? \u2013 Pai\u202630 de minute!\u2013 Cum 30??? Ouale se fierb 5 minute!\u2013 Da, dar erau 6 oua! Un tip care era cunoscut pentru r\u0103utatea \u015fi distan\u0163a&nbsp;sa fa\u0163\u0103 de biseric\u0103, se prezint\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, spre &#8230; <a title=\"Vine Ion la Vasile si il intreaba: Cum poate vaca ta sa dea 100 litri\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3810\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vine Ion la Vasile si il intreaba: Cum poate vaca ta sa dea 100 litri\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3810"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3810\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3813,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3810\/revisions\/3813"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}