{"id":3806,"date":"2024-10-16T09:27:28","date_gmt":"2024-10-16T09:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3806"},"modified":"2024-10-16T09:27:30","modified_gmt":"2024-10-16T09:27:30","slug":"ion-vine-la-gheorghe-asculta-mi-a-poti-sa-mi-imprumuti-costumul-tau-cel-negru-la-asa-un","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3806","title":{"rendered":"Ion vine la Gheorghe: Asculta mi-a \u2026poti sa-mi imprumuti costumul tau cel negru? La asa un\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"877\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8776-1024x877.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3807\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8776-1024x877.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8776-300x257.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8776-768x658.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8776.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda isi suna o prietena:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Draga, azi noapte am dormit la un hotel si acum sunt disperata pentru ca nu pot iesi din camera!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum asa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai camera are numai trei usi si una duce in baie, una duce in dulap si una care are pe maner un semn pe care scrie \u201eNu deranjati\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La biserica, la rand la spovedit: o olteanca, o ardeleanca si o moldoveanca\u2026<br>Olteanca intra prima\u2026<br>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<br>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Olteanca da doua ture si se opreste\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intra apoi ardeleanca\u2026<br>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<br>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Ardeleanca da trei ture si se opreste\u2026<br>La sfarsit intra si moldoveanca\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<br>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste si tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Moldoveanca da cinci ture, se opreste si spune popii:<br>\u2013 Auzi, parinte\u2026 N-aveti cumva pe-aici vreo bicicleta, ca asa n-am nici un spor si ziua-i tare scurta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blonda isi suna o prietena: \u2013 Draga, azi noapte am dormit la un hotel si acum sunt disperata pentru ca nu pot iesi din camera! \u2013 Cum asa? \u2013 Pai camera are numai trei usi si una duce in baie, una duce in dulap si una care are pe maner un semn pe care &#8230; <a title=\"Ion vine la Gheorghe: Asculta mi-a \u2026poti sa-mi imprumuti costumul tau cel negru? La asa un\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3806\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion vine la Gheorghe: Asculta mi-a \u2026poti sa-mi imprumuti costumul tau cel negru? La asa un\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3808,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3806"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3809,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3806\/revisions\/3809"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}