{"id":3792,"date":"2024-10-15T17:49:16","date_gmt":"2024-10-15T17:49:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3792"},"modified":"2024-10-15T17:49:18","modified_gmt":"2024-10-15T17:49:18","slug":"doua-prietene-tu-marie-de-ce-urla-in-halul-asta-ion-ii-ies-dintii-cum-tulai-ca-i-trecut-bine-de","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3792","title":{"rendered":"Doua prietene: Tu Marie de ce urla in halul asta Ion?? Ii ies dintii..Cum tulai? Ca-i trecut bine de\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"942\" height=\"685\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8740.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3793\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8740.jpeg 942w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8740-300x218.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8740-768x558.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 942px) 100vw, 942px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o seara friguroas\u0103 de&nbsp;<strong>iarn\u0103&nbsp;<\/strong>o blond\u0103 statea pe unul din podurile D\u00e2mbovi\u021bei. La un moment dat&nbsp;<strong>mo\u0219 Craciun<\/strong>&nbsp;se apropie \u0219i-i zice: \u2013 Ce faci tu aici, fata mo\u0219ului? \u2013 Ce sa fac Mo\u0219ule, sunt sup\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103 n-am&nbsp;<strong>servici<\/strong>, n-am&nbsp;<strong>cas\u0103<\/strong>, n-am&nbsp;<strong>bani<\/strong>\u2026 \u2013 Ei, fata mo\u0219ului, stai c\u0103 nu e chiar a\u0219a de r\u0103u. Uite, eu pot s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eendeplinesc trei&nbsp;<strong>dorin\u021be<\/strong>, chiar acum pe loc. Spune, ce-\u021bi dore\u0219ti?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0103i, a\u0219i vrea s\u0103 am o c\u0103soaie \u00een Cotroceni. \u2013 S-a f\u0103cut, asta e adresa \u0219i astea sunt cheile de la noua ta cas\u0103. Altceva? \u2013 O&nbsp;<strong>ma\u0219in\u0103&nbsp;<\/strong>ro\u0219ie, mi-ar fi de mare folos\u2026 \u2013 Nici o problem\u0103, \u00een garajul casei te a\u0219teapta un Rolls. A treia dorin\u021b\u0103? \u2013 P\u0103i, a\u0219i vrea s\u0103 am un cont \u00een&nbsp;<strong>banc\u0103&nbsp;<\/strong>ca s\u0103 nu-mi mai fac griji din cauza banilor. \u2013 \u00cen cas\u0103 o s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti un carnet de&nbsp;<strong>cecuri<\/strong>, ai un milion de&nbsp;<strong>dolari&nbsp;<\/strong>\u00een banc\u0103. Dar \u0219tii fata mo\u0219ului ca toate astea s\u0103 se \u00eendeplineasc\u0103 trebuie s\u0103&nbsp;<strong>\u00eendepline\u0219ti&nbsp;<\/strong>o condi\u021bie. \u2013 Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun, ce trebuie s\u0103 fac? \u2013 Asi vrea sa faci dragoste cu mine. \u2013 Vai,&nbsp;<strong>Mo\u0219ule<\/strong>, nu pot s\u0103 fac una ca asta! \u2013 Cum, pentru toate dorin\u021bele care \u021bi le-am \u00eendeplinit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 fata se las\u0103 convins\u0103 \u0219i se apuc\u0103 de treab\u0103. Dup\u0103 vreo cateva minute, Mo\u0219u o \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Ca\u021bi ani ai tu,\u00a0<strong>fata\u00a0<\/strong>mo\u0219ului? Luand o scurt\u0103 pauz\u0103, fata r\u0103spunde: \u2013 24 Mo\u0219ule. \u2013 \u0218i la varsta asta, mai crezi \u00een mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun?\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi tineri proaspat casatoriti. Sotul catre sotie:<br>-Draga mea, ca sa nu avem probleme in casnicie eu am trei reguli pe care trebuie sa le respecti si anume:<br>Regula 1: micul dejun sa fie gata la ora 8, chiar daca sunt acasa sau nu.<br>Regula 2: pranzul sa fie gata la ora 13, chiar daca sunt acasa sau nu.<br>Regula 3: cina sa fie gata la ora 20, chiar daca sunt acasa sau nu.<br>So\u021bia, fara sa ezite, \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<br>-Dragul meu eu am o singura regula. Eu vreau sa fiu iubita zilnic, inainte de micul dejun, inainte de pranz si inainte de cina, indiferent ca esti acasa sau nu esti\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o seara friguroas\u0103 de&nbsp;iarn\u0103&nbsp;o blond\u0103 statea pe unul din podurile D\u00e2mbovi\u021bei. La un moment dat&nbsp;mo\u0219 Craciun&nbsp;se apropie \u0219i-i zice: \u2013 Ce faci tu aici, fata mo\u0219ului? \u2013 Ce sa fac Mo\u0219ule, sunt sup\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103 n-am&nbsp;servici, n-am&nbsp;cas\u0103, n-am&nbsp;bani\u2026 \u2013 Ei, fata mo\u0219ului, stai c\u0103 nu e chiar a\u0219a de r\u0103u. Uite, eu pot s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eendeplinesc trei&nbsp;dorin\u021be, &#8230; <a title=\"Doua prietene: Tu Marie de ce urla in halul asta Ion?? Ii ies dintii..Cum tulai? Ca-i trecut bine de\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3792\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doua prietene: Tu Marie de ce urla in halul asta Ion?? 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