{"id":3788,"date":"2024-10-15T15:23:42","date_gmt":"2024-10-15T15:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3788"},"modified":"2024-10-15T15:23:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-15T15:23:45","slug":"un-tip-isi-suna-iubita-dis-de-dimineata-ce-faci-frumoasa-mea-sunt-iubitul-ei-mai-ai-ceva-de-spus-scuza-ma-ce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3788","title":{"rendered":"Un tip isi suna iubita dis de dimineata: Ce faci frumoasa mea? Sunt iubitul ei..mai ai ceva de spus? Scuza-ma ce \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"952\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8733-1024x952.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3789\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8733-1024x952.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8733-300x279.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8733-768x714.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8733.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Merge Ion si cu Gheorge pe strada la care Ion gasete o grenada\u2026 se gandesc ei, ce-o fi, ce-o fi la care Ion ii spune lui Gherghe ca este un<br>cartof\u2026 se mai gandesc ei ce se gandesc, la care Gheorghe trage fitilul si grenada explodeaza\u2026 amandoi intinsi pe jos, Ion cu gura crapata pana la urechii la care Gheorghe:<br>\u2013 Ma, Ioane, razi tu razi, da io ma cam speriai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un student intra intr-o librarie si cere o carte de anatomie. I se ofera zece manuale diferite .<br>\u2013 Dar astea sunt vechi de 20 de ani. Nu aveti altele mai noi?<br>\u2013 Credeti ca in ultimii 20 de ani s-au adaugat si alte organe corpului omenesc?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bunicul il intreaba pe nepotel:<br>\u2013 Cum il cheama pe neamtul ala mic care imi tot ascunde lucrurile?<br>\u2013 Alzheimer, bunicule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merge Ion si cu Gheorge pe strada la care Ion gasete o grenada\u2026 se gandesc ei, ce-o fi, ce-o fi la care Ion ii spune lui Gherghe ca este uncartof\u2026 se mai gandesc ei ce se gandesc, la care Gheorghe trage fitilul si grenada explodeaza\u2026 amandoi intinsi pe jos, Ion cu gura crapata pana la &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip isi suna iubita dis de dimineata: Ce faci frumoasa mea? Sunt iubitul ei..mai ai ceva de spus? Scuza-ma ce \u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3788\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip isi suna iubita dis de dimineata: Ce faci frumoasa mea? Sunt iubitul ei..mai ai ceva de spus? Scuza-ma ce \u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3790,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3791,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3788\/revisions\/3791"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}