{"id":3777,"date":"2024-10-15T11:24:08","date_gmt":"2024-10-15T11:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3777"},"modified":"2024-10-15T11:24:10","modified_gmt":"2024-10-15T11:24:10","slug":"pe-bula-il-intreaba-profesoara-la-scoala-bula-ce-e-tatal-tau-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3777","title":{"rendered":"Pe bula il intreaba profesoara la scoala: Bula ce e tatal tau? Doctor\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"890\" height=\"843\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8725.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3778\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8725.jpeg 890w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8725-300x284.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8725-768x727.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 890px) 100vw, 890px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un negru catre un alb:<br>\u2013 Cand ma nasc, sunt Negru, cand cresc, sunt Negru, cand stau la soare, sunt Negru, cand mi-e frig, sunt Negru, cand sunt speriat, sunt Negru, cand sunt bolnav, sunt Negru, iar cand mor, sunt tot Negru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar tu, albule, cand te nasti, esti Roz, cand cresti, esti Alb, cand stai la soare, esti Rosu, cand ti-e frig, esti Albastru, cand esti speriat, esti Galben, cand esti bolnav, esti Verde, iar cand mori, esti Cenusiu.<br>Si tu ma numesti pe mine Colorat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie vine la politie sa reclame un jaf.<br>Politistul:<br>\u2013 Deci, ca sa lamurim, hotul v-a furat cerceii, bratara de aur si lantisorul de la gat?<br>\u2013 Da, domnule politist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si de ce nu ati strigat cat ati putut dupa ajutor?<br>\u2013 Riscam ca hotul sa-mi vada si dintii de aur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un negru catre un alb:\u2013 Cand ma nasc, sunt Negru, cand cresc, sunt Negru, cand stau la soare, sunt Negru, cand mi-e frig, sunt Negru, cand sunt speriat, sunt Negru, cand sunt bolnav, sunt Negru, iar cand mor, sunt tot Negru. Iar tu, albule, cand te nasti, esti Roz, cand cresti, esti Alb, cand stai &#8230; <a title=\"Pe bula il intreaba profesoara la scoala: Bula ce e tatal tau? Doctor\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3777\" aria-label=\"Read more about Pe bula il intreaba profesoara la scoala: Bula ce e tatal tau? Doctor\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3779,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3780,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3777\/revisions\/3780"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}