O m\u0103icu\u021b\u0103 avea burta cam mare.
\u2013 Lu\u0103m propor\u021bii, fiica mea?
\u2013 Nu p\u0103rinte, e doar balonare!
Peste c\u00e2tva timp, burta m\u0103icu\u021bei crescuse.
\u2013 Fiica mea, ai luat propor\u021bii serioase!
\u2013 Nu p\u0103rinte, doar gaze intestinale!
Peste c\u00e2tva timp, preotul o vede pe m\u0103icu\u021b\u0103 \u00eemping\u00e2nd un c\u0103rucior. Se uit\u0103 \u00een el \u0219i zice:
\u2013 Simpatica b\u0103\u0219in\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi prieteni \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. La ora 3 diminea\u021b\u0103, unul \u00eel treze\u0219te pe cel\u0103lalt:
\u2013 Marine!
\u2013 Ce?
\u2013 Deschide ochii si spune-mi ce vezi?
\u2013 Cerul. \u2013 Si?
\u2013 Si Luna.
\u2013 Si?
\u2013 Si Carul Mare.
\u2013 Si?
\u2013 Si Carul Mic.
\u2013 Si?
\u2013 Si\u2026 Ioaneee!\u2026 astia ne-au furat cortu\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Patru prieteni in vacanta. La hotel, neavand prea multi bani, hotarasc sa doarma cate doi in camera. Unul din ei se stia ca sforaie atat de cumplit, asa ca au convenit sa doarma in camera cu el pe rand, fiecare cate o noapte.
A doua zi dimineata, vine primul care a avut \u201conoarea\u201d, cu ochii rosii, parul ravasit etc. \u201cN-am putut dormi toata noaptea, am stat in fotoliu si m-am uitat la el\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi, urmatorul, rupt de somn si el: \u201cCum sa dormi, se clatina acoperisul de la sforaitul astuia, am stat toata noaptea in fotoliu si m-am uitat la el\u201d
A treia zi, vine al treilea fresh, odihnit, bine dispus. Ceilalti mirati:
\u201cCum ai reusit sa te odihnesti?!?\u201d
\u201cSimplu. Inainte de a ne baga in pat, l-am strans in brate, l-am sarutat dulce si i-am spus noapte buna. N-a inchis un ochi toata noaptea\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ofert\u0103 pentru o vacan\u0163\u0103 perfect\u0103, pe o plaj\u0103 exotic\u0103: La noi, g\u0103si\u0163i de toate, pentru toat\u0103 familia: nisip pentru copii, soare pentru doamne, feti\u0163e tinere pentru domni, rechini pentru soacre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O m\u0103icu\u021b\u0103 avea burta cam mare.\u2013 Lu\u0103m propor\u021bii, fiica mea?\u2013 Nu p\u0103rinte, e doar balonare!Peste c\u00e2tva timp, burta m\u0103icu\u021bei crescuse.\u2013 Fiica mea, ai luat propor\u021bii serioase!\u2013 Nu p\u0103rinte, doar gaze intestinale!Peste c\u00e2tva timp, preotul o vede pe m\u0103icu\u021b\u0103 \u00eemping\u00e2nd un c\u0103rucior. Se uit\u0103 \u00een el \u0219i zice:\u2013 Simpatica b\u0103\u0219in\u0103! Doi prieteni \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. La ora … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3774,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3775,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3773\/revisions\/3775"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}