La aniversarea a 20 de ani de c\u0103s\u0103torie, un ungur cheam\u0103 la el o familie de prieteni rom\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La \u00eenceputul mesei, gazda \u0163ine un toast, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 rom\u00e2ne\u015fte c\u00e2t mai corect:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A\u015f vre se mol\u0163omesc<\/a> lui Dumnezeu pentru cei doizeci ani petreco\u0163i al\u0103turi de so\u0163ia me\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Al\u0103turi de so\u0163ia mea, \u00eel corecteaz\u0103 prietenul rom\u00e2n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Al\u0103turi de so\u0163ia te numai de 4 ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n Alinuta era eleva in clasa a 10-a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Intr-o zi, vine acasa, intra in sufragerie unde era taica-su si spune: Taica-su fara sa isi mute privirea de la televizor ii raspunde: CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n Doi ardeleni calatoreau cu trenul. Vine conductorul. \u2013 N-avem belet, domn controlor. \u2013 N-avem bani, domn controlor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Va bateti joc de mine? Bilet nu aveti, bani nu aveti. Atunci, ce dracu\u2019 aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ce-avem, ma Gheorghe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Avem abonament.\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La aniversarea a 20 de ani de c\u0103s\u0103torie, un ungur cheam\u0103 la el o familie de prieteni rom\u00e2ni. La \u00eenceputul mesei, gazda \u0163ine un toast, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 rom\u00e2ne\u015fte c\u00e2t mai corect: \u2013 A\u015f vre se mol\u0163omesc lui Dumnezeu pentru cei doizeci ani petreco\u0163i al\u0103turi de so\u0163ia me\u2026 \u2013 Al\u0103turi de so\u0163ia mea, \u00eel corecteaz\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3771,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3772,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770\/revisions\/3772"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 M-am indragostit de vecinul de la etajul trei si o sa fug cu el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bravo, sunt mandru de tine! Este cea mai buna decizie pe care o puteai lua. Asa nu mai trebuie sa te cresc eu si sa investesc bani in tine\u2026
Alinuta il intrerupe:
\u2013 Tata, eu doar citesc scrisoarea pe care a lasat-o mama\u2026.!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Biletele la control, va rog!
\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, noi avem belet?
\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bani de amenda aveti?
\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe<\/a>, bani de amenda avem?
\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n