Un vames este sunat la locul de munca si este anuntat de catre un binevoitor ca iubita lui nevastaeste cu un alt tip in casa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vamesul se urca in masina si se duce acasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cand ajunge, o intreaba pe sotie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unde-i fraierul ala?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cine!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vamesul incepe si cauta. Mai intai se uita sub pat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu-i nimeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apoi cauta in bucatarie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nimeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apoi cauta in dulap. Aici statea un tip cu 100 de euro intinsi in mana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vamesul ia banii si zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nimeni\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bulisor vine plangand la maica-sa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mami, m-am lovit la deget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Lasa, ca pupa mami si trece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mami, m-am lovit la cap!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pupa mami si trece!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Gata, a trecut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A treia zi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mami, m-am lovit la cocosel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si ce-i cu asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un vames este sunat la locul de munca si este anuntat de catre un binevoitor ca iubita lui nevastaeste cu un alt tip in casa. Vamesul se urca in masina si se duce acasa. Cand ajunge, o intreaba pe sotie: Unde-i fraierul ala? \u2013 Cine!? Vamesul incepe si cauta. Mai intai se uita sub pat: … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3768,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3769,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3767\/revisions\/3769"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}