{"id":3759,"date":"2024-10-14T13:10:50","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T13:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3759"},"modified":"2024-10-14T13:10:53","modified_gmt":"2024-10-14T13:10:53","slug":"politistul-trageti-pe-dreapta-nume-varsta-tilica-30-ani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3759","title":{"rendered":"Politistul: Trageti pe dreapta , nume varsta\u2026.Tilica 30 ani.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"995\" height=\"964\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8667.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3760\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8667.jpeg 995w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8667-300x291.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8667-768x744.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 995px) 100vw, 995px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u0163ul ajunge \u00een zori acas\u0103 \u015fi este luat \u00een primire de c\u0103tre nevast\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Unde ai fost toat\u0103 noaptea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un acces de sinceritate so\u0163ul se hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte s\u0103-i m\u0103rturiseasc\u0103 so\u0163iei adev\u0103rul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cenchipuie-\u0163i drag\u0103, chiar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 plec acas\u0103, secretara cea nou\u0103 mi-a adus o cafea \u015fi mi-a z\u00e2mbit provocator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd a pus cafeaua pe mas\u0103, i s-a deschis bluza \u015fi nu m-am putut ab\u0163ine s\u0103 o s\u0103rut pe g\u00e2t, la care ea a devenit s\u0103lbatic\u0103 \u015fi ne-am pierdut am\u00e2ndoi capul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen final, am ajuns la ea acas\u0103 \u015fi am f\u0103cut dragoste nebun\u0103 toat\u0103 noaptea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Min\u0163i! Pun pariu c\u0103 iar ai jucat jocul acela cu tancuri toat\u0103 noaptea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Naufragiaza un vas si scapa numai Ion si Claudia Schiffer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se indragostesc Ion si Claudia, au partide fierbinti in fiecare zi, dar de la o vreme Ion e abatut si fara chef.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Claudia il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai bine ma Ioane, nu te iubesc eu pe tine, nu ti-am indeplinit cele mai ascunse fantezii? Ce ai de esti trist?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uite, ca sa iti treaca, iti promit ca accept sa fac ORICE, orice fantezie mai ai tu si nu am facut noi inca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Esti sigura, Claudia? o intreaba Ion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai Ioane, spune ce vrei, eu te iubesc si o sa fac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci Ion ii pune Claudiei o palarie in cap, ii minjeste niste mustati cu carbune pe fatza si ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ba Vasile, stii cu cine mi-o trag eu de 3 luni?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So\u0163ul ajunge \u00een zori acas\u0103 \u015fi este luat \u00een primire de c\u0103tre nevast\u0103: \u2013 Unde ai fost toat\u0103 noaptea? \u00centr-un acces de sinceritate so\u0163ul se hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte s\u0103-i m\u0103rturiseasc\u0103 so\u0163iei adev\u0103rul: \u2013 \u00cenchipuie-\u0163i drag\u0103, chiar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 plec acas\u0103, secretara cea nou\u0103 mi-a adus o cafea \u015fi mi-a z\u00e2mbit provocator. C\u00e2nd a pus cafeaua pe mas\u0103, &#8230; <a title=\"Politistul: Trageti pe dreapta , nume varsta\u2026.Tilica 30 ani..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3759\" aria-label=\"Read more about Politistul: Trageti pe dreapta , nume varsta\u2026.Tilica 30 ani..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3761,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3762,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759\/revisions\/3762"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}