{"id":3754,"date":"2024-10-14T09:25:51","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T09:25:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3754"},"modified":"2024-10-14T11:22:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-14T11:22:35","slug":"la-intrarea-unui-bloc-un-domn-venit-din-provoncie-intreaba-un-barbat-aici-locuieste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3754","title":{"rendered":"La intrarea unui bloc , un domn venit din provoncie intreaba un barbat, aici locuieste.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"984\" height=\"919\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8654.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3755\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8654.jpeg 984w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8654-300x280.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8654-768x717.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 ai avut o zi grea sau dac\u0103 te sim\u021bi trist, un banc sigur \u00ee\u021bi va schimba starea de spirit.<br>Azi diminea\u021b\u0103 pe la 9, dragoste nebun\u0103 la vecinul de la etajul 1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pere\u021bii sub\u021biri, geamuri deschise, gemete, chiar \u021bipete.<br>Mi-a s\u0103rit tot somnul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Totul a dura vreo or\u0103.<br>Fat\u0103 educat\u0103, a\u0219tept s\u0103 termine \u0219i \u00eei trimit mesaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bravo, m\u0103, felicit\u0103ri pentru num\u0103r, da\u2019 \u00eenchide\u021bi \u0219i voi geamurile alea c\u0103 geme nevasta-ta de treziti tot blocul\u201d.<br>Primesc mesaj inapoi: \u201eO 0m0r! Eu sunt la munca!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 \u0219i BMW-ul<br>Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 BMW, ajunge acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel parcheaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba blocului. Precaut, las\u0103 \u00een geam un bile\u021bel, pe care scrie:<br>\u201eAviz ho\u021bilor de ma\u0219ini. Nu sparge\u021bi! Nu am casetofon, CD player sau Mp3 player\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, ca tot omul, Bul\u0103 se treze\u0219te s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la munc\u0103. \u00cen locul \u00een care a parcat BMW-ul, g\u0103se\u0219te doar o c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 \u0219i, sub ea, un bilet:<br>\u201eLas\u0103, nu e problem\u0103! \u00cei punem noi!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 ai avut o zi grea sau dac\u0103 te sim\u021bi trist, un banc sigur \u00ee\u021bi va schimba starea de spirit.Azi diminea\u021b\u0103 pe la 9, dragoste nebun\u0103 la vecinul de la etajul 1. Pere\u021bii sub\u021biri, geamuri deschise, gemete, chiar \u021bipete.Mi-a s\u0103rit tot somnul. Totul a dura vreo or\u0103.Fat\u0103 educat\u0103, a\u0219tept s\u0103 termine \u0219i \u00eei trimit mesaj. &#8230; <a title=\"La intrarea unui bloc , un domn venit din provoncie intreaba un barbat, aici locuieste..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3754\" aria-label=\"Read more about La intrarea unui bloc , un domn venit din provoncie intreaba un barbat, aici locuieste..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3756,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3754"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3757,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3754\/revisions\/3757"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}