\u2013 A-i loat ce? Eu team gasit loc de munca la zugraveli pe Italia si tu a-i loat bacu? Ce ne facem acuma Eugene?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu stiu tata! Merg la facoltate si m-ai vedem porma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Neai nenorocit Eugene. O sa ajungem sa nu mai avem ce sa punem pe masa ca esti tu desteptu lu peste prajit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un m\u0103celar vede intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazinul s\u0103u un c\u00eeine cu o bancnot\u0103 de 50 lei \u015fi un bilet pe care scria:
\u201c10 antricoate de miel, v\u0103 rog.\u201d
Amuzat, ia banii, pune antricoatele \u00eentr-o pung\u0103 \u00een gura c\u00e2inelui, \u015fi \u00eenchide repede magazinul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cel urm\u0103re\u015fte pe c\u00e2ine \u015fi vede cum opre\u015fte la culoarea verde a semaforului, se asigur\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cainele verific\u0103 lista cu orarul \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe banc\u0103. C\u00eend autobuzul apare, se uit\u0103 s\u0103 verifice num\u0103rul autobuzului, apoi se urc\u0103. M\u0103celarul \u00eel urmeaz\u0103 perplex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 un timp, c\u00e2inele se a\u015feaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, se pune pe labele din spate \u015fi apas\u0103 butonul \u201cstop\u201d, iar m\u0103celarul \u00eel urmeaz\u0103 afar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2inele alearg\u0103 p\u00een\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unei case \u015fi las\u0103 punga la intrare. Se \u00eentoarce pe alee,
mai face o curs\u0103, \u015fi latr\u0103 c\u0103tre u\u015f\u0103. \u015ei latr\u0103, \u015fi latr\u0103. Nici un r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atunci sare pe perete, alearg\u0103 \u00een jurul gr\u0103dinii, se bate cu capul de geam, sare, \u015fi
a\u015fteapt\u0103 din nou la u\u015f\u0103. Un tip masiv iese \u00eenjur\u00eend \u015fi bombanind c\u00e2inele. M\u0103celarul \u00eencepe s\u0103 strige la tip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce dr..cului faci? C\u00e2inele \u0103sta e un geniu! St\u0103p\u00e2nul \u00eei r\u0103spunde:
Geniu, pe dr..cul! Este a doua oar\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta cand \u00ee\u015fi uit\u0103 cheia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**
Doi ardeleni calatoreau cu trenul. Vine conductorul.
\u2013 Biletele la control, va rog!
\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, noi avem belet?
\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 N-avem belet, domn controlor.
\u2013 Bani de amenda aveti?
\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, bani de amenda avem?
\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 N-avem bani, domn controlor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Va bateti joc de mine? Bilet nu aveti, bani nu aveti. Atunci, ce dracu\u2019 aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce-avem, ma Gheorghe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Avem abonament.\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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