{"id":3738,"date":"2024-10-13T14:22:54","date_gmt":"2024-10-13T14:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3738"},"modified":"2024-10-13T14:22:57","modified_gmt":"2024-10-13T14:22:57","slug":"rozi-catre-gheorghe-sa-mergem-la-paris-sa-mi-cumpar-parfum-na-bine-tu-dar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3738","title":{"rendered":"Rozi catre Gheorghe: Sa mergem la Paris sa-mi cumpar parfum , na bine tu dar\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"895\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8619-1024x895.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3739\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8619-1024x895.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8619-300x262.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8619-768x672.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8619.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Era unu care mergea prin de\u015fert de c\u00e2teva zile, echipat cu ochelari \u015fi labe de scafandru. \u015ei cum mergea el a\u015fa, sf\u00e2r\u015fit de sete \u015fi de foame, de-abia se mai t\u00e2ra, se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte cu un beduin pe o c\u0103mil\u0103. \u00cel \u00eentreb\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, c\u00e2t mai e p\u00e2n\u0103 la ocean?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i, s\u0103 mai tot fie vreo 200 de kilometri. La care omul r\u0103bufne\u015fte cu n\u0103duf:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>S\u0103 v\u0103 ia naiba cu plaja voastra cu tot!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Directorul apeleaz\u0103 la psihologul firmei ca s\u0103-l ajute la alegerea unei noi secretare. Psihologul profit\u0103 de ocazie pentru a demonstra eficatitatea metodei sale moderne. Aceasta se rezum\u0103 la a pune candidatelor o simpl\u0103 \u00eentrebare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>C\u00e2t fac doi \u015fi cu doi? Prima fat\u0103 r\u0103spunse prompt:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Patru. A doua se g\u00e2ndi o clip\u0103 \u00eenainte de a r\u0103spunde:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cred c\u0103 dou\u0103zeci \u015fi doi. A treia r\u0103spunse imediat:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Poate s\u0103 fie patru sau poate s\u0103 fie douazeci \u015fi doi. Dup\u0103 ce candidatele ie\u015fir\u0103, psihologul se \u00eentoarse triumf\u0103tor c\u0103tre director.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Acum pute\u0163i vedea \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103 c\u00e2te a\u0163i putut afla de la fiecare dintre candidate \u00een urma \u00eentreb\u0103rii mele. Prima fat\u0103 a dat r\u0103spunsul evident f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai stea prea mult pe g\u00e2nduri. A doua este mai subtil\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 a avut ezitari. A treia a ac\u0163ionat cu hot\u0103r\u00e2re \u015fi s-a g\u00e2ndit la ambele posibilit\u0103\u0163i. \u015ei-acum, pe care o prefera\u0163i? Directorul n-a stat mult s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>O angajez pe blonda \u00eenalt\u0103 cu fusta mini \u0219i cu \u021b\u00e2\u021be mari.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Era unu care mergea prin de\u015fert de c\u00e2teva zile, echipat cu ochelari \u015fi labe de scafandru. \u015ei cum mergea el a\u015fa, sf\u00e2r\u015fit de sete \u015fi de foame, de-abia se mai t\u00e2ra, se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte cu un beduin pe o c\u0103mil\u0103. \u00cel \u00eentreb\u0103: Directorul apeleaz\u0103 la psihologul firmei ca s\u0103-l ajute la alegerea unei noi secretare. Psihologul &#8230; <a title=\"Rozi catre Gheorghe: Sa mergem la Paris sa-mi cumpar parfum , na bine tu dar\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3738\" aria-label=\"Read more about Rozi catre Gheorghe: Sa mergem la Paris sa-mi cumpar parfum , na bine tu dar\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3740,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3738"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3741,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3738\/revisions\/3741"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}