{"id":3734,"date":"2024-10-13T11:57:49","date_gmt":"2024-10-13T11:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3734"},"modified":"2024-10-13T11:57:55","modified_gmt":"2024-10-13T11:57:55","slug":"suna-un-tip-la-politie-mi-s-a-furat-masina-dimineata-cand-m-am-trezit-nu-mi-am-mai-ce-masina-era","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3734","title":{"rendered":"Suna un tip la politie: Mi s-a furat masina. Dimineata cand m-am trezit nu mi-am mai ..Ce masina era??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"924\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8615-1024x924.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3735\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8615-1024x924.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8615-300x271.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8615-768x693.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8615.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:<br>\u2013 Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?<br>\u2013 Pai, cred ca \u2026 imi voi lua permisul de conducere!<br>Atunci, sare sotia sa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu-l ascultati! Asa face el, cand e beat!<br>Un om din spate:<br>\u2013 Stiam eu ca nu o sa ajungem prea departe cu masina asta furata!\u2026<br>La care, se aude o voce din portbagaj:<br>\u2013 Ce, am trecut deja granita?!?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist opreste o blonda si ii cere sa prezinte Cartea de Identitate. Blonda intreaba ce-i aceea. Politistul ii raspunde:<br>\u2013 O chestie asa, mai patratoasa, cu chipul tau pe el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda intelege, scotoceste in geanta, scoate o oglinda de buzunar, se uita putin si o intinde politistului. Acesta priveste si el si zice:<br>\u2013 Da\u2019 de ce n-ai zis ca esti si tu politist?!?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:\u2013 Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?\u2013 Pai, cred ca \u2026 imi voi lua permisul de conducere!Atunci, sare sotia sa: \u2013 Nu-l ascultati! Asa face el, cand e beat!Un om din spate:\u2013 Stiam &#8230; <a title=\"Suna un tip la politie: Mi s-a furat masina. Dimineata cand m-am trezit nu mi-am mai ..Ce masina era??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3734\" aria-label=\"Read more about Suna un tip la politie: Mi s-a furat masina. Dimineata cand m-am trezit nu mi-am mai ..Ce masina era??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3736,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3737,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3734\/revisions\/3737"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}