Bre, moldovene, iti plac rusii?
\u2013 Da, mult.
\u2013 Dar romanii?
\u2013 Nu prea.
\u2013 De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pentru ca l-au batut pe tata cu rigla la scoala, \u00een \u201937.
\u2013 Si ce face tatal tau acum?
\u2013 Ehe, l-au impuscat rusii in \u201944.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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