\u2013 Ah Vasile, ce bine faci!
Esti cel mai bun Vasile. Vasile, esti unic.. Vasile..
\u2013 Auzi, nu te supara! De ce tot imi spui mereu Vasile? Pe mine ma cheama Ion..
\u2013 Ion? A, da.. Am crezut ca azi e joi..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**
Ce face o blond\u0103 c\u00e2nd i se fur\u0103 banii
O blond\u0103 merge s\u0103 depun\u0103 pl\u00e2ngere de furt, iar poli\u0163istul o \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Unde te aflai c\u00e2nd s-a desf\u0103\u015furat furtul?
\u2013 Eram la semafor
\u2013 \u015ei unde \u0163ineai banii?
\u2013 La\u2026 s\u00e2ni.
\u2013 \u015ei n-ai sim\u0163it?
\u2013 Ba da, dar am crezut c\u0103-i om cinstit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, 80 \u015fi 87 termin\u0103 de alergat \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe o banc\u0103. Cel de 80 se uita mirat la cel\u0103lalt
M\u0103 cum faci s\u0103 ai energia asta la 87 de ani?
B\u0103i, deci io m\u0103n\u00e2nc p\u00e2ine de secar\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, cre\u015fte energia \u015fi vigoarea cu doamnele.
\u0102sta se duce direct la brut\u0103rie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doamn\u0103, p\u00e2ine de secar\u0103 ave\u0163i?
Raftul acela. C\u00e2te dori\u0163i?
A\u015f vrea 5 buc\u0103\u0163i.
5? Vai, pai c\u00e2nd o sa ajunge\u0163i la a 5-a o s\u0103 se \u00eent\u0103reasc\u0103 deja.
Deci nu pot s\u0103 cred!, toat\u0103 lumea \u015ftie de asta numai eu nu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**
Un barbat statea pe veranda cu sotia sa.
La un moment dat, spune:
\u2013 Te iubesc!
Sotia raspunde:
\u2013 Vorbesti tu, sau berea din tine ?
Barbatul:
\u2013 Eu vorbesc\u2026 cu berea\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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