Directorul \u00eencepu s\u0103 \u0163ipe:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu se mai poate, firma asta parc\u0103 e cas\u0103 de nebuni!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Nu,rasunde un salariat,e mai rau!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum adic\u0103 mai r\u0103u? url\u0103 directorul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00centr-o cas\u0103 de nebuni, m\u0103car directorul e s\u0103n\u0103tos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-un restaurant, la o mas\u0103, o pereche, el \u015fi ea, discut\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iubitule, m\u0103 doare m\u00eenu\u0163a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Las\u0103, iubi, pup\u0103 \u0163ucu \u015fi trece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iubitule, m\u0103 doare n\u0103sucul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Las\u0103, iubi, pup\u0103 \u0163ucu \u015fi trece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De la masa vecin\u0103, un individ care ascultase involuntar discu\u0163ia celor doi, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Auzi, domnu\u2019, da\u2019 de hemoroizi nu tratezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103ria discut\u0103 cu prietena ei fran\u0163uzoaic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 Ion o dat\u0103, \u00eel iert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 a doua oar\u0103 divor\u0163ez, c\u0103 doar n-oi sta cu un recidivist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Marianne spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 Jean o dat\u0103, eu \u00eel \u00een\u015fel de dou\u0103 ori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 a doua oar\u0103, \u00eel \u00een\u015fel de 100 de ori, ca s\u0103-mi v\u0103rs n\u0103duful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 \u015fi a treia oar\u0103, divor\u0163ez! C\u0103 doar nu m-oi face curv\u0103 din cauza lui!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Directorul \u00eencepu s\u0103 \u0163ipe: \u2013 Nu se mai poate, firma asta parc\u0103 e cas\u0103 de nebuni! – Nu,rasunde un salariat,e mai rau! \u2013 Cum adic\u0103 mai r\u0103u? url\u0103 directorul. \u2013 \u00centr-o cas\u0103 de nebuni, m\u0103car directorul e s\u0103n\u0103tos. \u00centr-un restaurant, la o mas\u0103, o pereche, el \u015fi ea, discut\u0103: \u2013 Iubitule, m\u0103 doare m\u00eenu\u0163a. \u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3720,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3719"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3721,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719\/revisions\/3721"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}