{"id":3714,"date":"2024-10-11T15:02:57","date_gmt":"2024-10-11T15:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3714"},"modified":"2024-10-11T17:29:14","modified_gmt":"2024-10-11T17:29:14","slug":"costica-il-intreaba-pe-mitica-mitica-de-ce-nu-porti-verigheta-pe-mana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3714","title":{"rendered":"Costica il intreaba pe Mitica: Mitica de ce nu porti verigheta pe mana??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"760\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8507-1024x760.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8507-1024x760.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8507-300x223.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8507-768x570.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8507.jpeg 1059w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 vii la mine? Nu este nimeni acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ok, vin \u00een c\u00e2teva minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu am ajuns, tu unde e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u021ai-am spus c\u0103 nu e nimeni acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi manageri:<br>\u2013 Te v\u0103d foarte sup\u0103rat. S-a \u00eentamplat ceva?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Da, so\u0163ia mi-a g\u0103sit o nou\u0103 secretar\u0103.<br>\u2013 Blond\u0103 sau brunet\u0103?<br>\u2013 Cheal\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vine Mos Craciun la copiii din Somalia \u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eh, copii mosului , ati fost cuminti ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Daaaaa, Mos Craciun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si, copii mosului, i-ati ascultat pe parinti ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Daaaa, Mos Craciun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da de mancat ati mancat ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai stiti, la noi in Somalia\u2026 e cam greu, e foamete\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine nu mananca nu primeste cadouri !\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un magazin angajeaza vanzatoare.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O tanara se prezinta la interviu, iar patronul incepe sa o invete:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Uite, noi aici, daca nu avem un produs in stoc, nu spunem niciodata \u201enu\u201d clientului. Il aburim, il amanam, pana aducem produsul<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zis si facut, timpul trece si fata se perfectioneaza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o zi, un client intra in magazin si intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Buna ziua, manusi aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sigur ca da. Dar de care sa fie? De piele? Tricotate? Cu un deget, cu doua cu cinci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De piele, normale, cu cinci degete, raspunde clientul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Le purtati la palton sau la jacheta? intreaba vanzatoarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 La palton, ca vine \u2026\ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Intr-o iarna se duce Ion la Maria si-i zice:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Marie, vezi tu piciorul asta stang al tau?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Il vad ma Ione.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No sa sti ca-i Craciunul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine ma Ione.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Marie, vezi tu piciorul asta drept al tau?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Il vad ma Ioane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sa sti ca-i Revelionul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da ma Ione, si?- Marie, pregateste-te ca-ti fac o vizita intre sarbatori!\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vrei s\u0103 vii la mine? Nu este nimeni acas\u0103. \u2013 Ok, vin \u00een c\u00e2teva minute. \u2013 Ok. \u2013 Eu am ajuns, tu unde e\u0219ti? -\u021ai-am spus c\u0103 nu e nimeni acas\u0103. *** Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi manageri:\u2013 Te v\u0103d foarte sup\u0103rat. S-a \u00eentamplat ceva? Da, so\u0163ia mi-a g\u0103sit o nou\u0103 secretar\u0103.\u2013 Blond\u0103 sau brunet\u0103?\u2013 Cheal\u0103! 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