{"id":3710,"date":"2024-10-11T12:24:09","date_gmt":"2024-10-11T12:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3710"},"modified":"2024-10-11T12:24:12","modified_gmt":"2024-10-11T12:24:12","slug":"bula-isi-intreaba-curios-tatal-tata-tu-te-ai-insurat-la-biserica-sau-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3710","title":{"rendered":"Bula isi intreaba curios tatal: Tata tu te-ai insurat la biserica sau la .."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"881\" height=\"760\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8487.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3711\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8487.jpeg 881w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8487-300x259.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8487-768x663.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 881px) 100vw, 881px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum e sa fii insurat, Mitica?<br>\u2013 Pai, cum sa fie? N-am voie sa beau, n-am voie sa fumez, n-am voie sa merg cu amicii la o bere, n-am voie sa ma uit dupa vreo femeie pe strada\u2026<br>\u2013 Inseamna ca regreti pasul pe care l-ai facut?<br>\u2013 Nici asta n-am voie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei prieteni se lauda cu nevestele lor.<br>Primul: \u2013 Eu am o nevasta ca o libelula!<br>Al doilea: \u2013 Nevasta-mea e ca o caprioara!<br>Al treilea sta, se gandeste si dupa cinci minute zice:<br>\u2013 Pai\u2026 nici a mea nu prea seamana a om!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Doctore, ce m\u0103 fac cu nevast\u0103-mea?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip, care parea destul de necajit, vorbea cu ginecologul sotiei lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doctore, sunt casatorit de cinci ani. In primul an, nevasta-mea a nascut un baiat, a doua oara, a nascut gemeni, iar de curand, tripleti\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce ma fac daca o tine tot asa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Aaa, nu va ingrijorati. Mai mult de sase deodata nu se poate!\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum e sa fii insurat, Mitica?\u2013 Pai, cum sa fie? N-am voie sa beau, n-am voie sa fumez, n-am voie sa merg cu amicii la o bere, n-am voie sa ma uit dupa vreo femeie pe strada\u2026\u2013 Inseamna ca regreti pasul pe care l-ai facut?\u2013 Nici asta n-am voie! Trei prieteni se lauda cu nevestele &#8230; <a title=\"Bula isi intreaba curios tatal: Tata tu te-ai insurat la biserica sau la ..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3710\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula isi intreaba curios tatal: Tata tu te-ai insurat la biserica sau la ..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3712,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3710"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3713,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710\/revisions\/3713"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}