{"id":3706,"date":"2024-10-11T09:51:28","date_gmt":"2024-10-11T09:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3706"},"modified":"2024-10-11T09:51:31","modified_gmt":"2024-10-11T09:51:31","slug":"sotia-catre-sot-la-petrecere-bravo-mitica-bravo-mai-canta-vreo-3-4-cantecede-ce-sa-mai-cant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3706","title":{"rendered":"Sotia catre sot la petrecere: Bravo Mitica , bravo! Mai canta vreo 3-4 cantece!De ce sa mai cant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"889\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8483-889x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8483-889x1024.jpeg 889w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8483-260x300.jpeg 260w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8483-768x885.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8483.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 889px) 100vw, 889px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula intarzie 10 minute de la scoala. Tatal sau il \u00eentreaba de ce a intarziat.<br>\u2013 Am ajutat o batranica sa traverseze strada!<br>\u2013 O, bravo fiule! Uite, pentru ca ai dat dovada de bunatate, fac si eu un gest frumos.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uite 10 lei de la mine si mergi sa-ti cumperi o inghetata.<br>A doua zi, acelasi scenariu, Bula intarzie 10 minute si vine impreun? cu un coleg. Tat?l il ia din nou la intrebari dar..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai tat?, eu impreuna cu Gigel am ajutat o batranica sa traverseze strada!<br>\u2013 Foarte frumos. Uite, luati fiecare cate 10 lei sa va cumparati cate o inghetata.<br>A treia zi Bula intarzie 40 de minute. Din nou, luat la descusut, ii da tatalui sau acelasi raspuns:<br>\u2013 Am ajutat o batranica sa traverseze strada!<br>\u2013 Bine, bine, inteleg ca ai ajutat-o, dar 40 de minute?!?<br>\u2013 Pai.. daca ea nu vroia sa traverseze..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda se duce la doctor:<br>\u2013 Doctore, am o problema! Vecinul meu are un caine care latra toata noaptea si nu ma lasa sa dorm!<br>\u2013 Nici o problema! Am sa va prescriu un somnifer puternic, astfel incat somnul o sa vina practic instantaneu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, blonda intra val-vartej in cabinetul doctorului:<br>\u2013 Doctore, cu somniferul ala nu merge!<br>\u2013 Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Dupa ce ca mi-a luat trei ore ca s-o prind, javra vecinului n-a vrut sa-l inghita!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula intarzie 10 minute de la scoala. Tatal sau il \u00eentreaba de ce a intarziat.\u2013 Am ajutat o batranica sa traverseze strada!\u2013 O, bravo fiule! Uite, pentru ca ai dat dovada de bunatate, fac si eu un gest frumos.&nbsp; Uite 10 lei de la mine si mergi sa-ti cumperi o inghetata.A doua zi, acelasi scenariu, &#8230; <a title=\"Sotia catre sot la petrecere: Bravo Mitica , bravo! Mai canta vreo 3-4 cantece!De ce sa mai cant\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3706\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sotia catre sot la petrecere: Bravo Mitica , bravo! Mai canta vreo 3-4 cantece!De ce sa mai cant\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3708,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3706"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3709,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3706\/revisions\/3709"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}