{"id":3702,"date":"2024-10-10T16:29:40","date_gmt":"2024-10-10T16:29:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3702"},"modified":"2024-10-10T16:29:42","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T16:29:42","slug":"ce-numar-de-autobuz-astepti-intreaba-o-blonda-9-raspunde-cealalta-eu-astept-numaraul-3-spune-prima-blonda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3702","title":{"rendered":"Ce numar de autobuz astepti? Intreaba o blonda ! 9 raspunde cealalta ! Eu astept numaraul 3 spune prima blonda"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"931\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8456-1024x931.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3703\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8456-1024x931.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8456-300x273.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8456-768x698.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8456.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o zi Alinuta este observata de colegii de la scoala ca ranjeste \u2026 ranjeste \u2026 si ranjeste \u2026 toata ziua, cand, se prinde cineva sa o intrebe de ce e asa de amuzata:<br>-Alinuto, ce ai patit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banal, primeste un raspuns:<br>-Pai\u2026e mama de vina\u2026azi-dimineata mi-a prins codita prea strans la spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta merge pe drum cu bunica sa. Vede jos un leu.<br>Bunica, se poate sa-l iau?<br>Nu draga, ce-i jos, jos ramane!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Mai merg ce mai merg ele si Alinuta gaseste 1, 10, 20, 50, 100 de lei.&nbsp;<br>Bunica de asemenea ii zice ca nu se poate sa-i ia. Deodata, bunica se impiedica si cade si ii cere ajutorul Alinutei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajuta-ma nepotico, ca singura nu ma pot ridica.<br>Nu bunica, ce-i jos, jos ramine! i-a raspuns fericita nepotica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip rupt de beat merge noaptea pe strada si, la un moment dat, cade.&nbsp;<br>Cu chiu cu vai se ridica, mai merge 5 metri si iar cade.&nbsp;<br>Nervos, spune:<br>\u2013 Ma\u2019, naiba s-o ia de treaba!\u2026 Daca stiam ca o sa cad iar, nu ma mai ridicam!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mai multi emigranti, la angajare, in America:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Printr-un translator, patronul intreaba :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Face cineva finisari ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Romanul :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fac io!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Face cineva confectii metalice ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Romanul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fac io!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Face cineva faiantari ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Romanul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fac io!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Patronul ii spune translatorului :- Spune-i romanului ca-l angajez , dar daca ma mai injura o data, pleaca\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o zi Alinuta este observata de colegii de la scoala ca ranjeste \u2026 ranjeste \u2026 si ranjeste \u2026 toata ziua, cand, se prinde cineva sa o intrebe de ce e asa de amuzata:-Alinuto, ce ai patit? 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