{"id":3698,"date":"2024-10-10T14:14:29","date_gmt":"2024-10-10T14:14:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3698"},"modified":"2024-10-10T14:14:32","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T14:14:32","slug":"politistul-s-a-constatat-ca-23-la-suta-din-accidentele-rutiere-suntbula-vedeti-inseamna-ca-77","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3698","title":{"rendered":"Politistul: S-a constatat ca 23 la suta din accidentele rutiere sunt\u2026Bula: Vedeti?? Inseamna ca 77\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"809\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8453.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3699\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8453.jpeg 900w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8453-300x270.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8453-768x690.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda are o masina cu 250.000 de kilometri la bord si nu reuseste sa o vanda. Asa ca apeleaza la prietena ei, bruneta.<br>Aceasta se gandeste putin si ii spune sa mearga impreuna la un service ca sa dea kilometrajul la 50.000. Zis si facut.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa o saptamana bruneta o suna pe blonda:<br>\u2013 Ai vandut draga masina?<br>\u2013 Acum cand are 50.000 km la bord nu o mai vand, o tin pentru mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o maternitate\u2026 nasc o unguroaic\u0103, o ardeleanc\u0103 \u0219i-o negres\u0103.<br>Se incurc\u0103 br\u0103\u021b\u0103rile la copii \u0219i atunci doctorul zice:<br>\u2013 S\u0103-l chem\u0103m pe ardelean c\u0103-i mai calculat \u0219i dac\u0103 i\u0219i recunoa\u0219te copilul am sc\u0103pat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Vine ardeleanul \u0219i alege copilul negru, la care doctorul zice:<br>\u2013 Ce faci b\u0103i, e\u0219ti nebun? Nu vezi c\u0103-i negru?<br>La care ardeleanul r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 Da, dar unul dintre ceilal\u021bi doi e ungur, \u0219i eu nu m\u0103 risc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Trei moldoveni la ora\u015f se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc dup\u0103 o perioada de timp pentru a-\u015fi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fi experien\u0163ele:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce bine era la \u0163ar\u0103, m\u0103! Pe jos sc\u00e2ndurile erau drepte \u015fi puteam lini\u015ftit s\u0103 merg dintr-un cap\u2019 \u00een altul al camerei. Aici la ora\u015f ame\u0163esc s\u0103 tot urm\u0103resc \u015fipcile alea mici de pe jos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cen fiecare&nbsp;<strong>sear\u0103&nbsp;<\/strong>c\u00e2nd vin acas\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 scol din&nbsp;<strong>somn&nbsp;<\/strong>trei vecini pentru c\u0103 pe&nbsp;<strong>lift&nbsp;<\/strong>scrie \u201cNumai pentru patru persoane!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu sunt cel mai n\u0103p\u0103stuit. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi se f\u0103cea sete acas\u0103 m\u0103 duceam la ci\u015fmea \u015fi beam dup\u0103 poft\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acum m\u0103 duc, trag de\u00a0<strong>funie<\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 pun gura la ap\u0103 s\u0103 \u015fi termin\u0103 \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 a\u015ftept iar s\u0103 se umple\u00a0<strong>g\u0103leata<\/strong>, iar trag de funie, dar tot a\u015fa p\u0103\u0163esc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blonda are o masina cu 250.000 de kilometri la bord si nu reuseste sa o vanda. Asa ca apeleaza la prietena ei, bruneta.Aceasta se gandeste putin si ii spune sa mearga impreuna la un service ca sa dea kilometrajul la 50.000. Zis si facut.&nbsp; Dupa o saptamana bruneta o suna pe blonda:\u2013 Ai vandut &#8230; <a title=\"Politistul: S-a constatat ca 23 la suta din accidentele rutiere sunt\u2026Bula: Vedeti?? 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