{"id":3694,"date":"2024-10-10T09:27:43","date_gmt":"2024-10-10T09:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3694"},"modified":"2024-10-10T09:27:46","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T09:27:46","slug":"bula-dati-mi-ceva-pentru-viermi-intestinali-pentru-adulti-sau-pentru-copii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3694","title":{"rendered":"Bula: Dati-mi ceva pentru viermi intestinali! Pentru adulti sau pentru copii??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"874\" height=\"798\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8432.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3695\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8432.jpeg 874w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8432-300x274.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8432-768x701.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 874px) 100vw, 874px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul se baga in pat entuziasmat si-i sopteste sotiei la ureche:<br>\u2013 \u201eSunt fara chiloti\u201d!<br>Sotia:<br>\u201eLasa-ma sa dorm, m\u00e2ine iti spal o pereche\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bia se joac\u0103 \u00een dormitor, cu copilul \u0219i \u00een glas \u00eel invidiaz\u0103:<br>\u2013 Ce norocos e\u0219ti tu, ai dormit, te-ai trezit, ai m\u00e2ncat, te-ai jucat, ai f\u0103cut caca \u0219i iar la somn\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>So\u021bul din wc:<br>\u2013 Am tot dreptul, azi e duminica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Citeste si:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi poli\u0163i\u015fti g\u0103sesc trei grenade \u00eentr-o groap\u0103.<br>\u2013 Ce ne facem cu ele?<br>\u2013 Le ducem la sec\u0163ie.<br>\u2013 \u015ei dac\u0103 explodeaz\u0103 una pe drum?<br>\u2013 Spunem c\u0103 am g\u0103sit doar dou\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip \u00eesi savureaz\u0103 berea \u00eentr-un bar. Din dorin\u021ba de a conversa, se apleac\u0103 spre tipa solid\u0103 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 el \u0219i \u00eei spune:<br>Vrei sa auzi un banc tr\u0103snet cu blonde? Cu o voce ragu\u0219it\u0103 ea \u00eei r\u0103spunde?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 spui bancul cred c\u0103 trebuie sa clarific ni\u0219te lucruri? Sunt blond\u0103, 1,80m, 88 kg, \u0219i sunt campioan\u0103 de judo.<br>Blonda de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine are tot 1,80 m, 78 kg \u0219i este&nbsp;ofi\u021ber de avia\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Cea care st\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea are 1,85 m, 85 kg, este halterofil\u0103 \u0219i cred c-ai v\u0103zut deja, este tot blond\u0103.<br>Ei bine acum mai vrei sa ne spui bancul acela cu blonde?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Omul st\u0103 ceva timp \u0219i se g\u00e2nde\u0219te.<br>-Nu prea, spune el.<br>N-am chef s\u0103 explic poanta de trei ori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sotul se baga in pat entuziasmat si-i sopteste sotiei la ureche:\u2013 \u201eSunt fara chiloti\u201d!Sotia:\u201eLasa-ma sa dorm, m\u00e2ine iti spal o pereche\u201d! So\u021bia se joac\u0103 \u00een dormitor, cu copilul \u0219i \u00een glas \u00eel invidiaz\u0103:\u2013 Ce norocos e\u0219ti tu, ai dormit, te-ai trezit, ai m\u00e2ncat, te-ai jucat, ai f\u0103cut caca \u0219i iar la somn\u2026 So\u021bul din wc:\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Bula: Dati-mi ceva pentru viermi intestinali! Pentru adulti sau pentru copii??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3694\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula: Dati-mi ceva pentru viermi intestinali! 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