{"id":3690,"date":"2024-10-10T07:08:25","date_gmt":"2024-10-10T07:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3690"},"modified":"2024-10-10T07:08:28","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T07:08:28","slug":"ion-il-intreaba-pe-gheorghe-unde-mergi-ma-nu-stiu-da-tu-unde-mergi-ma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3690","title":{"rendered":"Ion il intreaba pe Gheorghe: Unde mergi ma? Nu stiu ! Da tu unde mergi, ma?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1011\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8428-1024x1011.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3691\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8428-1024x1011.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8428-300x296.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8428-768x758.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8428.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la scoala.<br>Invatatoarea intreaba:&nbsp;<br>Ce e mic, alb si cu 2 picioare?&nbsp;<br>Alinuta: \u2013 O gaina.&nbsp;<br>Invatatoarea: \u2013 Da, dar poate fi si o gasca.&nbsp;<br>Ce e mare, negru si cu 4 picioare?<br>Alinuta: \u2013 Un urs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Invatatoarea: \u2013 Da, dar poate fi si o pantera.<br>Bula: \u2013 Ce e mare si tare cand o bagi in gura si moale si lipicioasa cand o scoti?&nbsp;<br>Invatatoarea-i lipeste o palma.<br>Bula: \u2013 Da, dar poate fi si o guma de mestecat\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa un an de succes la o firma de management s-a dat o petrecere.&nbsp;<br>Angajatii se distrau, beau, mancau si isi faceau de cap. Au inceput sa spuna bancuri, cele mai multe cu blonde.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Vicepresedinta firmei era blonda. Dupa cateva bancuri extreme nu a mai rezistat si a plecat.&nbsp;<br>In drum spre casa vede din masina o blonda intr-o barca vaslind in lanul de grau. Aceasta, furioasa se da jos din masina si incepe sa strige la cea din lanul cu grau:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0Nenorocito, numai din cauza ta si a celorlalte se fac bancuri pe seama blondelor! Daca as sti sa inot, as veni la tine si te-as bate sa chiui!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula la scoala.Invatatoarea intreaba:&nbsp;Ce e mic, alb si cu 2 picioare?&nbsp;Alinuta: \u2013 O gaina.&nbsp;Invatatoarea: \u2013 Da, dar poate fi si o gasca.&nbsp;Ce e mare, negru si cu 4 picioare?Alinuta: \u2013 Un urs. Invatatoarea: \u2013 Da, dar poate fi si o pantera.Bula: \u2013 Ce e mare si tare cand o bagi in gura si moale si &#8230; <a title=\"Ion il intreaba pe Gheorghe: Unde mergi ma? Nu stiu ! Da tu unde mergi, ma?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3690\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion il intreaba pe Gheorghe: Unde mergi ma? Nu stiu ! Da tu unde mergi, ma?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3692,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3690"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3693,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690\/revisions\/3693"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}